The Amateur Hour: Pseudo-Double Penetration With A Soundtrack

This video of two men banging to Cat Power‘s “Empty Shell” gave us a big laugh (and an even bigger boner) while we were browsing through amateur site Post Him. There’s just something so fucking hilarious about these dudes going at it in such a primal, uninhibited way to such a slow, utterly depressing song.

Then, if you get far enough into the clip, they’re suddenly doing it to Destiny’s Child‘s “Feel The Same Way I Do” in a brand new position. At this point, you press your nose closer to the computer screen in an attempt to figure out what the hell’s hanging out of the bottom’s asshole… Yup! It’s a dildo. And these two are rocking some serious pseudo-double penetration.

So, uh, the best thing about Post Him is that (unlike XTube or Tumblr) you can save all their amateur videos for future masturbational purposes. Now that I’ve successfully downloaded this one, I’m going to approach a few art galleries about doing a live performance art piece while I dance in my underwear with this clip projected on the wall. <— I would actually do this, if I weren’t so lazy about making art.

– Dewitt

(via Post Him)

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