HONEY! Did y’all hear about bitter cunt Dewitt‘s new contest? That triflin’ ass bitch just up and decided to throw a twerking contest last week, but like a DAMN fool, he didn’t tell Ms. Boulangerié Knowles about it until his ass got drunk at the club and tried to roll up on some hot piece of DICK I was about to acquire. Oh hell to the fucking NO he didn’t! Boulangerié wasn’t having NONE of that. I threw my drink in that motherfucker’s face, put my pussy muscles to work and snatched that hooker back from his ratchet ass man-paws. OKAY!
Oh, and while I was doing all of THAT, I stole his cheap-ass phone, changed the password to the Manhunt Daily inbox and sucked a few dicks to get more prizes on the tables. Thanks to MY supreme royal twat, y’all bitches can bounce them asses to win MORE than a damn pork chop! Here’s a list of the hot shit y’all can win:
• A six month membership to the best damn site EVER, Manhunt.
• Lunch in Boston with Dewitt, J. Harvey and their WHACK-ass selves.
• A DICK tsunami, courtesy of Fraternity X, Maverick Men or some other damn site.
• Two tickets to the Accidental Bear Music Tour in the city of YOUR choice.
• A Manhunt jockstrap to showcase those FINE cheeks for the world.
• DVDs of Joe Gage‘s After The Heist or Jake Deckard‘s Men In The Sand.
• For the THICK fellas, a pair of XL Manhunt swim trunks.
And the list just keeps getting BIGGER, BETTER and HARDER! On top of that, we put our nasty heads together and opened up the playing field to accept submissions set to “Bubble Butt“, “1999” or any of the twerkable songs on the Accidental Bear Music Tour sampler up over here… Stop with the BULLSHIT that you can’t shake your ass! You can do it, put your BACK into it, so back that azz up and get with the damn program already.
Wanna know what you’re up against? OKAY, child, if you think you can handle it! Today, we got our first submission from Manhunt member loyalty888, and he is turning it OUT like you wouldn’t believe it. Now, Ms. Boulangerié Knowles just made a few calls, and nine out of ten dentists said they would TEAR up that ass and make this boy shoot GALLONS of cum all over the damn place. To sum it up in four words… HE COULD GET IT!
Watch my boy Loyalty888 put his booty muscles to WERK in the video below:
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HIs ass is nothing special… Julian was a lot better.
And the guy on the manhunt poster is a VERY bad choice!! He is flat
ANd if I may add, he is flat with a jockstrap on AND arching his back.
Really not the type of person that should promote twerking.
There needs to be something to work with in the first place.
Hmm, glad to know that you’re the dictator of what constitutes a “special” ass… Maybe you should submit your own pictures, and we’ll get rid of the “flat” ass on the promotional banner.
He does know how to shake that BUTT that is for sure and it is a nice one to boot!
I’m not here to dictate anything but you wrote “bubble” on the poster and “twerk contest”, you need to show an ass that is actually bubbly and can twerk in some way or other… right?
This is not, by any means, a bubble butt!!
Where should I submit my pictures? Do you promise putting me up there if I do!? XD
Ha, I didn’t make the banner! My design skills are lacking, as demonstrated in previous posts where I attempted to Photoshop kittens’ heads over penises. (This sounds a lot weirder than it actually was.)
You can send pictures to daily@manhunt.net. I can’t make any promises, but I *do* want to see what you’re working with. ;P
My “file” would take a long time to “load” in you…
*I’m perverted*
Dude has got a fantastic body. Great legs, toned calfs, thick thighs, and a luscious ass, and perfect skin 🙂
That’s pretty funny
You’re perverted, and that’s why I love you.
Thanks for the love Boulangerie! And thanks for all the positive comments guys!
aww thats great that someone entered! i was gonna make a pity entry if no one stepped up so you wouldnt feel bad 🙁
awesome but cheeks dude, want to cum over and shake them in private for me? would love to get you naked and watch the front side also when you are twerking. thanks for the hot show.
I still expect that pity entry. (Spoiler alert! Everyone will win SOMETHING.)
That circle business that you break out around the :30 mark…YOWZER!!!!
Dammmmn boy!
EVERYONE!?! This changes everything.
I pretty much saturatmy cum rag thanks to you 🙂
Yes, EVERYONE. There are too many potential prizes to just give them all to one person!
haha glad I could help 😉
You’re welcome, my pleasure.
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