Oh, look, it’s the average man. You know, assuming the average man is American. He’s between 5’9” and 5’10”, somewhere in his thirties, and weighs 200 pounds. His waist is 39”. I don’t know what his dick size is, that’s a whole different discussion.
The numbers and visuals come from someone named Nickolay Lamm. Oddly he seems to work for a website called mydeals.com, which, I don’t know what kind of a website that is or why they’d spend their time making infographics like this. I saw it on The Atlantic.
But click through and you can see that the average American man is fatter than the average Japanese man, shorter than the average Dutchman and has a considerably higher BMI than your typical Frenchman. If you like stocky, the US is for you!
Sometimes—when filling out a Manhunt profile, say—I wonder whether I’m average. I’m definitely not athletic or muscular, that I know, and I’m neither a twink nor heavy set. I’m definitely taller than average, and a little bit skinnier than average, but not much. Being tall tricks a lot of people into thinking I’m thinner than I am, though. On the other hand, being tall makes my dick look less impressive than it would on a shorter guy. You win some, you lose some. Am I average? Or maybe I’m a cub? Are people in their thirties still cubs?
(Side note: if the average American man has a 39” waist, why could I never find pants when I was a 38”?)
– Lawrence
Below, a selection of naked men from Ordinary People, a blog dedicated to everymen of all nations:
See even more pics like this at ORDINARY PEOPLE.
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I find the waist size part the most interesting. I’ve met my fair share of guys who want someone with a 32″ waist or lower. Even met one guy who said if a guy’s waist size began with a 3 or higher, it wasn’t for him.
That guy was a superficial douche who will probably never find his “ideal” and will end up alone and sad.
Wow this makes me lose hope…I need to try converting inches to centimeters but pretty sure that I fit the american average :/
The last guy looks great btw.
There are plenty of guys with a waist under 30, no reason a guy can’t find that if it’s what he likes. I’m more disturbed by the large majority of guys who want someone their age or younger. There’s pessimism and arrogance embedded in that preference that’s hard to undo. When you meet a guy in person age isn’t one of the first things you ask, yet online many guys think it’s a primary filter
I think what is funny to be honest is more look at the age of a person than the rest. Once that age gets too high they will not even consider looking at the profile.
I had more people hitting on my profile 5 years ago than now!
Strange thing is I was 40lbs. heavier back then and 5 inches more around the waist line.
Now that I am close to 50 no one cares that I trimmed down and wearing 35’s for pants.
Most just see an old troll or worse.
Lord knows I did not loose the weight for them but it is still nice to have it recognized.
the 1st n 3rd pics i find really hot fellas……….that fellas sucking balls tho if i was to wake up wit that attached to me i wud be really scared lol
OMG, can I get the numbers for the guy in the White Sox sweatshirt
& the nude cyclist please?!
Yay for being average! I’m 5’10” 200# & 38 years old w/36 inch waist (although American clothes sizes are skewed to make us feel better about being so overweight). My dick however… lol 7,5×6 🙂
I find it interesting that a blog dedicated to “everymen of all nations” manages to have only white dudes.
Yes, it’s superficial, but some people are attracted to really skinny people.
Some people are attracted to only fat people.
Just because you know you like a certain physical quality in people doesn’t mean that you’re strictly a douche.
I do agree, however, that this specific guy at hand probably was too closed minded and tactless and therefore warrants being called a douche.
Last picture with guy on bicycle makes me crack up. Wiener on bicycle seat, don’t crush those nuts!