The Cock Buffet: A Santa Claus Porn Extravaganza

‘Tis the season to throw Santa hats on porn stars! I’ve been saving up videos for weeks for this ultra-special holiday edition of The Cock Buffet. Funny enough, I wound up dismissing two of them in favor of Butch Dixon and UK Naked Men‘s three-part series, which stars uncut bear-god John Connery as “Very Bad Santa“. You’ll understand why once you see the clips.

As for this picture of Ben Brown? It has nothing to do with today’s scenes, but it fit the theme of ridiculously hot dudes in Christmas attire… Sorry there’s not any Hannukah porn! For some reason, every studio I’ve spoken with has rejected my “eight dildos attached to the end of a giant menorah” idea. You know what I have to say to that? They can all spin my fucking dreidel.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Richard Hedger

To check out some hot Christmas-themed porn, follow the JUMP:

1. Oh, look! Manuel DeBoxer got a Fleshjack for Christmas! He works his rod over in this scene entitled “I’ll Be Late For Christmas”. We’ll have to notify our families that we’ll be late too, because we’ll be too busy stroking to this clip from Maskurbate.

2. To celebrate the holiday season, Next Door Buddies gathered some of their hottest performers, including Anthony Romero, James Huntsman, Brody Wilder, James Jamesson, Johnny Torque and Tyler Torro, for an epic six-man orgy. Watch the full trailer over here.

3. Ty Wood and his incredible accent deliver Santa realness in Helix Studios‘ appropriately-titled “Santa Spanks A Bad Boy”. The bad boy in question is none other than Skyelr Bleu, who’s probably getting spanked for having a name as irritating as Skyelr Bleu.

4. All we have to say about this one: “It’s Gonna Ho-Ho-Hurt!”

5. Stocky Dudes‘ “Ginger Santa” bears the closest resemblance to the real thing, which makes it sort of awkward when come cute chubby cub has his face buried in his ass. Bonus points for the red jockstrap and green cock ring. That takes being festive to a whole other level.

6. Jon Taylor gets exactly what he wants for Christmas. A load of cum on his face! Watched this blue-eyed, amateur beauty suck every drop down on Drake Rock.

7. Those boy scout uniforms aren’t creepy at all. Johnny Torque and Noah Brooks play stepbrothers in this awesomely titled clip “How The Twinks Stole Christmas”. As the story goes, they accidentally open their parents’ presents—a Fleshjack and a box of Magnum condoms! Then Johnny pressures Noah into using them. See how it all goes down on Next Door Twink.

8. In the first installment of Butch Dixon‘s “Very Bad Santa”, John Connery takes advantage of his power and dominates Alec Hill in a public restroom. Um, where do we get an application to work as an elf in this guy’s workshop?

9. Not satisfied with rumors of his fling with Santa, Alec Hill goes out of his way to prove he’s the sluttiest elf of them all. He gives up both of his holes for Adrian Adams, Valantin Alsina and Diego Duro in the second part of the “Very Bad Santa” series. Watch it all at UK Naked Men.

10. John Connery isn’t happy when he comes back and finds his former fuck toy, Alec Hill, covered in his other elves’ cum. He takes out his frustrations with supervisor Alan Knight, Valantin Alsina and pretty much everyone who works for him. This group fuck from Butch Dixon puts the boys of Next Door Buddies to shame. Double penetration! Deepthroating! Lots and lots of cum!