Can Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero do no wrong? Reports show that forty-three thousand squirting dicks have come to a consensus—these two are the best couple in the history of gay pornography. Another twenty-six thousand dicks were on the fence about this matter, until they watched the trailer for Cocky Boys‘ “Austony” documentary and squirted thick, white tears of joy all over the place.
Now, sixty-nine thousand squirting dicks agree—seeing the strong bond between Austin and Anthony, paired with the explosive sex they’re having with one another, provides hope that everything isn’t awful in the world. Each time they reach orgasm in bed together, an angel gets his wings, flies to an ATM, and he makes sure there’s enough money in his account to buy a Cocky Boys membership. You know, so he can watch this scene.
Did you know Austin did his first scene for OnTheHunt? We like to remind you every now and then that we had him before Anthony did… Not that we’re jealous or anything! Nope, it’s impossible to have negative feelings about these guys. They are the fucking best.
Speaking of fucking, welcome to another edition of The Cock Buffet!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Cocky Boys
Click through to see this week’s featured scenes:
1. It only seemed right to open today’s menu for The Cock Buffet with Johnny Venture‘s beer car cock. Hayden Colby looks like he had a good time taking it in Lucas Entertainmen‘s Position To Fill. You can see it in his eyes! That boy couldn’t get enough of that thick shaft, buried deep inside of him.
2. Since I finally learned how to jerk off to Mick Lovell on last weekend’s Cock Buffet, there probably should have been more fanfare around this threesome with Kris Evans and Colin Hewitt. Don’t get me wrong! It’s really good. There should have been a whole individual post written about this scene. There should have been a WEEK devoted to it. A THEME MONTH… However, I thought I’d give you a break from Bel Ami, after gushing over their Fleshjack Boys foursome earlier this week. Don’t let that stop you from watching this! Go to there site. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. But, uh, definitely masturbate.
3. Y’all know how much I love Jecht Parker, right? As much as it was nice to see him slide down Ty Roderick‘s pole, you won’t find me complaining if the majority of his scenes (all 3-5 of them as of now) feature him topping. In this clip for Dominic Ford, Jecht rams Justin Chase up the ass and makes his pierced cock bounce around. Fun times!
4. Some of you might recognize this as a clip from the film with the best title of the year, Paddy O’Brian’s Fucking My Arse. Yes, that came out months ago, but now you can stream Paddy’s scene with Scott Hunter through World of Men! While it’s not quite as explosive as the time he fucked Jimmy Fanz‘s arse (as seen here), this is a must-see for any Paddy or Scott fan.
5. And now here’s Conner Habib riding Rex Roddick‘s dick on Cocksure Men. You’re welcome! These two are actually flip-fucking, and I’d have to say that Conner’s topping is the highlight of this pairing… So why wouldn’t I show you a picture of Conner doing Rex? Don’t ask silly questions. Just look at Conner’s hairy body and you’ll understand.
6. Remember Johnny Rapid‘s last ridiculous scene for Str8 To Gay, in which Bryce Star fucks him for the “first time” in front of his creepy blond girlfriend? Here’s a link in case you forgot. The follow-up finds Johnny having a hairy taint contest with AJ Monroe, who you may know as that guy who’s constantly getting arrested. Hope he wasn’t a bad influence on Johnny! I like to think he’s the most innocent, angel-like slut in the world.
7. Nick of Dirty Boy Video is not a twink, not yet a twunk. He likes group sex.
8. Please pardon me while I go flog myself for never writing about Jake Genesis prior to today! He is epically hot. I don’t even need to tell you that, because you can see for yourself in this trailer for MenAtPlay featuring Sergio Serrano as Jake’s accomplice in CRIMINAL HOTNESS.
9. Some might say that it’s a waste of a big dick for Robert Craig to keep getting fucked up the ass like this, especially when Dean Skyy so obviously needs to have his muscle cheeks spread open wide and ravaged. Oh well! “Some” might need to eat a bag of dicks, because Randy Blue did what they did with these two. Embrace it.
10. Nothing more needs to be said: GO WATCH THIS NOW.
I enjoy the candid shots of Montreal
There are some really fine safer sex options among the above. But Austin and Anthony are really at the top of my list right now. They are both beautiful (and beautifully diverse), nice bodied, hung, and they look smashing together.
Some gay porn couples have chosen to go the route of together making bareback movies on the grounds that they are real-life couples and no risk is involved. I think it’s great and commendable that Austin and Anthony have stuck to having safer sex in the videos they make together, presumably with the awareness that some viewers may look to them for the type of example they set. Kudos to A and A for the responsibility this shows and for the concern for their community’s well being it demonstrates.
Real men–a subject of conversation here of late–care about the consequences of their actions. And Austin and Anthony are real men in my book.
While I think your intentions are admirable, shaming people for the porn they watch is not the answer. The CDC stats on HIV and gay/bi men are ridiculously bleak, and it’s equally ridiculous to place the blame on porn. It’s no more significant in West Hollywood than it is in Africa. There are way too many factors involved that account for sexually risky behavior.
Likewise, expecting porn to be didactic and ‘set an example’ is silly considering the bdsm, water sports, sounding, rape scenarios, etc. abundant in it. Porn is a fantasy and the main reason for condoms is for the safety of actors working for various studios within the industry (not all of whom have the same safety standards, unfortunately). The top in a rape scene wears a condom b/c it’s an industry practice not b/c he wants to show what a conscientious rapist he is.
Bareback porn will always be part of gay porn. People shaming it outright will only add to its deviant nature, which will only increase its appeal (it’s part of the appeal of porn in general). Not every studio that barebacks is ‘Treasure Island Media’, there are studios that have stringent testing practices, and those studios should be lauded for setting an example, not bundled together with the studios that don’t.
Here’s a question, and it’s a genuine question–I’ll need to watch more of the Austony love story to sort out my own thinking: if porn stars, people who get paid to have sex, people who get paid to perform the semblance of intimacy and pleasure, then present themselves as having fallen in love in a conventional, stereotypical sense, does this do something to our notion of that traditional story . . . or does the traditional story downgrade the transgressive edge of the porn? In other words, how do we hold together the energy of porn and the specific character of romantic/coupled love? This is related, in my mind, to questions of queer identity (as opposed to heteronormative gay identity) and same-sex marriage. When does the normative institution (the desire to “find one’s destiny”) shape the expectations that another institution (hot, anonymous, acrobatic, driven fucking) creates? (This, of course, is related to all those profiles on Manhunt where people say they’re looking for friends or workout buddies. Really? Why isn’t fucking enough?)
By now none I hope few of us are surprised by this thinly veiled advertising of studios’ recent press releases, but in defense of real ‘Best Of’s after your endless train of trendy superlatives – no couple has yet been hotter than BLAKE HARPER and COLTON FORD!! If you’re gonna announce some winners – have a real contest!
Because for a significant percentage of the population, having sex with someone you have a stronger connection to other than just anonomous fucking is a more satisfying and intense experience. Why shouldn’t that part of the experience be incorporated into the fantasy of some porn scenes?
I’m not at all saying that it shouldn’t be incorporated into porn–or into people’s lives. I’m not saying that people shouldn’t find certain kinds of sex or relational configurations satisfying. I am, however, suggesting that gay men should be suspicious of our quick alignment with relational models and aspirations that are not indigenous to our history. Since at least the early 20th century, we have been the experimenters with anonymous sex, with extra-coupled intimacy, with commercial sex, with public sex. Are we too quickly giving up a kind of revolutionary vision of pleasure and relational possibilities that the AIDS crisis interrupted? (And, just so we’re clear, the vast majority of porn–in its emphasis on the couple, on the young, fit, white body, on a very limited range of sexual acts is as staid and non-experimental as is the clarion call for marriage equality.) From where are more imaginative options being born?
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Maybe from porn scripted by someone such as yourself …?
I am only half kidding – I hear ya.
I don’t get the fixation on just one form of relational model (monogamous couple) either . There are millions and millions of examples that suggest that this option is not working for many (and I am not just talking about the gay population here). Yet society adheres to some “ideal” and shuns so many worthwhile alternatives. Really sad. I have never understood the obsession with monogamy. I am not against it of course – if it works for you and that is what you want – fine! But it is just so annoying (mildly put) that it is still the only socially accepted relational configuration.
Maybe from porn scripted by someone such as yourself …?
I am only half kidding – I hear ya.
I don’t get the fixation on just one form of relational model (monogamous couple) either . There are millions and millions of examples that suggest that this option is not working for many (and I am not just talking about the gay population here). Yet society adheres to some “ideal” and shuns so many worthwhile alternatives. Really sad. I have never understood the obsession with monogamy. I am not against it of course – if it works for you and that is what you want – fine! But it is just so annoying (mildly put) that it is still the only socially accepted relational configuration.
Hey, Hugh, what do you expect from a broken record? Same old, same old. Nothing ever changes with that guy.