The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Chris Tyler’s Armpit

Chris Tyler bears a striking resemblance to former OnTheHunt model Nikko Alexander. That’s probably because they’re the exact same person. We don’t know why dear ol’ Nikko decided to change his name, but we’re not going to register any complaints… He’s looking better than ever with his fuzzy armpits, huge sack and muscular physique. It’s no wonder what OnTheHunt saw in him when they cast him in his very first porn scene!

(And, yes, we’re bragging a little that we had him before anyone else.)

If Nikko Chris isn’t your cup of nuts, perhaps you’ll enjoy one of the nine additional scenes in today’s installment of The Cock Buffet? Our extensive menu features such delicacies as Lucio Saints, Issac Jones, Jessie Colter and a bunch of other random porn sluts. Tell us who’s your favorite, and you might win a prize! ::wink wink::

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Dominic Ford

Click through for this week’s scenes:

1. Am I the only one who can’t handle that Nikko Alexander changed his name to Chris Tyler? It’s really not a big deal for adult performers to change their pseudonym, but something about this is driving me crazy! Maybe if I watch him fuck Kyle Quinn on Dominic Ford, I’ll eventually forget about it…

2. Do you know how tempted I was to feature Chaos Men‘s Bishop in the Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series? That mushroom head is making me squirm around in my desk chair a little… In other news, I really need to get fucked. Preferably by Bishop’s cock.

3. Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! That’s the sound of Lucio Saints cock-slapping Sam Barclay on UK Naked Men. Looks like they’re having a good time!

4. How does that dick taste, Issac Jones? Will you tell us if we watch this scene on Alpha Male Fuckers? Also, after all of this time, how have we not realized that your name is spelled “Issac” and not “Isaac”?

5. You know that weird moment when you’re about to get it on and then you realize your dog or cat is on the bed, staring at you with this innocent look in his or her eyes? That’s kind of what happens in this Drill My Hole scene, except Jessie Colter and Trey Turner have a threesome with their pet… But don’t worry! It’s just Kyle Quinn on a leash.

6. Oops! Corbin Fisher‘s Tate slipped in the shower, and now his taint is in your face!

7. In the midst of their nine-hundredth bareback extravaganza, the folks at Sean Cody somehow managed to get two of their very attractive models to have sex with a condom! We’re not sure how we missed this pairing with Matthew and Pavel, but we’re glad we didn’t, like, miss-miss it.

8. Naked Marine‘s lance corporal Chris didn’t catch my attention until he blew his load and licked it up. That may not sound like a ringing endorsement, but let’s not ignore the boner-inducing power of a cum-eating marine!

9. Denver and Darren of Broke Straight Boys bring you the best pre-rimjob face ever.

10. Is it possible that Nikko Chris Tyler is overacting in this clip from Circle Jerk Boys? Yes. It’s very possible. Does any of that matter once Ridge Michaels shoves his cock in that muscular ass? No. None of that matters at all.

28 thoughts on “The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Chris Tyler’s Armpit

  1. uhhh i hate Nikko…well Chris i guess. He is nothing more then a marc dylan wannabe and really needs to stop playing the “straight” guy or being on sites that are supposed to be “straight” ….He is a total turn off…this might be also me just being pissed about all the shitty videos being rolled out at straightfraternity and he just happens to be in almost all of them anymore….i would not join the site if i wanted nikko’s site..but that is what were stuck with

  2. Broke straight boys has got to be one of my favorite porn sites. macattack88

  3. Jesse Colter, Trey Turner, & Kyle Quinn were the much hotter version of when my dog got in one time lol  BearBottom1982 

  4. really enjoy the men on chaosmen  and bishop and that mushroom  fit right in……
    rjapc7

  5. A tasty buffet indeed, but sadly nothing *quite* mouthwatering. . . 🙁    Newboinow

  6. Umm! Well for me it’s got to be Corbin Fisher, I’d take a shower with him anytime! A bath, a walk in the park, infact just about anything! He does it for me!! 

  7. Matthew and Pavel from Sean Cody scene got my dick’s attention . It could have been hotter if Mathew was sandwiched between Pavel and Raymond (can I at least dream about it?)

    xxTresxx

  8. who cares what hes calling himself?!?!?!  chris nikko is HOT. id like to see him paired swith draino boy taint…as long as they both give and take

  9. I’M TIRED OF PRISSY HAIRLESS BOYS,
    PUT SOME MANLY FURRY  STUD’S ON HERE,
    IF I WANT HAIRLESS, I’D BE WITH A GIRL !
                                                      PRISONGUARD

  10. Anything you post is okay with me as long as i see no more Cody Cummings, Im so burnt out on that closet case mess

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