I still feel the need to apologize for the absence of last Saturday’s Cock Buffet column. Even though I had a perfectly good reason for being out of the office, it’s common knowledge that I take my job as a masturbation enabler very seriously. It hurts me deep inside when I can’t help you expand your spank bank. It hurts my heart, my soul, my entire existence.
In an attempt to put an end to my debilitating guilt, I’m going to try my best to make it up to you this weekend. Today’s roundup features new(ish) scenes with Jessie Colter, Samuel O’Toole, Jimmy Fanz, Edin Sol and 9×8 inch newcomer Eddy Adams. Leave me a note in the comments section, and tell me which one’s your favorite!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Falcon Studios
Click through to see this week’s featured scenes:
1. Dirty Tony‘s Eddy Addams fucks Jeremy Stevens with his 9×8 inch dick. I would have posted a pic of Eddy actually fucking, but the beauty of his dick is sort of lost when it’s shoved deep inside of someone (unless you’re the one he’s shoving it into).
2. The bad news? Samuel O’Toole did not get tag-teamed in this scene. The good news? Brody Wilder did get tag-teamed, and James Jamesson was there to help Sammy work his hole(s).
3. Dirty talk is best served natural and unforced, and Chaos Men‘s Italian stallion Fabian gets a winning grade in that department. When he commands cocksucker Ransom to “tongue that ass” and “take it”, you never get the impression that he’s trying to put on a show for the audience at home. He’s just loving that mouth wrapped around his delicious cock!
4. Eric from Sean Cody has a face, but… Well, BUTT.
5. Hey Morgan Black! What you gonna do with all that cock, all that cock inside your hands? “I’m gonna tongue, I’m gonna tongue, tongue, tongue that glans,” is how I imagine he’d respond if this picture from Bound Jocks could talk.
6. With each day that passes, we become even bigger fans of Jimmy Fanz. Yesterday, you saw him in a super-hot scene with newcomer Colby Jansen, and now he’s flip-fucking with Mitch Vaughn on Cocksure Men. Perfection! There is no other way to describe this.
7. In scene two of Hot House‘s Malpractice, we all learn how to make double penetration easier for everyone involved (except for maybe the bottom). Thanks Evan Mercy, Ty Roderick and Edin Sol! You guys are THE BEST!!
8. I realize this series isn’t called “The Butthole Buffet”, but can we all pause for a moment and admire Spunk Worthy model Wes‘ gloriously fuzzy fuck-chute?
9. Bel Ami‘s Sascha Chaykin is not a twink, not yet a twunk. He’s a little boyish for my personal tastes, but when it comes to everything below the neck? Holy shit! I would lick those balls faster than you could say, “I would also bury my nose in his pubes and never come up for air”.
10. Close your windows and make sure to turn down the volume! As the title of this post suggests, Jessie Colter is VERY loud in this clip from Falcon Studios‘s Body Shop. I’d be pretty loud too if Charlie Harding were ramming me from behind like a filthy, cock-hungry slut.
I actually think all that noise is unecessary.
I think the guys need to get off the paint on the vehicle! LOL
Sorry being a car guy and having a show car nothing bugs me more than fingerprints never mind the damm sweat! LOL
But yes he is too loud and seems a bit too fake.
I agree. Shut the fuck up.
I think Jimmy Fanz is the best all around specimen, both in and out~!!!
Oh that massive cock. OH! That being said Sammy’s team sure looks mighty sexy in their white outfits and dungeon…especially Sam’s cock.
i think the moaning is genuine…when i get fucked by a good top, i make the same amount of noise, if the top is good (doesnt have to be horse hung) and fucks me in the right places, it feels like im going to throw up my entire insides out my throat (sounds disturbing but its an indescribable amazing feeling)…
If it hurts as bad as it sounds stop doing it. A whole lot of acting going on here.
Coulter is a big girl screeming like that very annoying
LOL Obviously none of you guys have ever popped a str8 guys cherry…thats about what it sounds like. Brings back sweet memories.
Who invented that horerible ridiculous underwear in the first pic? Give me a jock strap
Here’s the thing about Jesse Coulter. I understand his appeal … It doesn’t do anything for me. Men as a “vixen” ech!
And finally… for the most part this quote expresses my feeling best “No, no, don’t speak. Don’t speak. Please don’t speak. Please don’t speak. No. No. No.” Bullets over Broadway
More than I can recall. I didn’t rape them and they didn’t scream like a bitch.
It sounds like a donkey being fucked. There are some parts where it actually sounds like hes saying ‘Eeeeee-awwwww, eeeeeee-awwwww’
“staged” porn is the worst… I dont bother even watching studio porn that much anymore with the availability to watch others on cam.
I’ve popped many a str8 dudes hole for the first time and none of them put on a show a s silly as this…..
my point exactly!
Even for the medium sized penis this guy screams like he’s taking a 10incher…I used to like Jessie Colter, but the over acted screaming is just fake.
So totally fake and ridiculous like most professional porn. boring
OMG… there was a car ??
I was gonna say the same thing. He’s been fucked so much by now that his hole should be stretched out so he doesn’t hurt. The screaming is too much.