The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By The Continued Existence of Samuel O’Toole’s Pornstache

We thought it was just a phase! We thought Samuel O’Toole‘s ridiculous/amazing vintage porn mustache (originally seen here) would appear in one scene and disappear from his face forever and ever! We thought fans of his dick, ass and incredible body would stage a passionate revolt, storming his house with razors in their hands and a fury in their pants!

We thought wrong.

The funny thing? We actually like Sammy’s taint tickler. We’re just surprised it’s been met with such acceptance (or at least ambivalence) from the gay porn community… Aren’t they usually obsessed with looking “normal” and crap? By growing out his facial hair, has Sammy O’Toole gone too far?

We’ll examine the answer to that question in the near future. Until then, enjoy this thrilling edition of The Cock Buffet, featuring new scenes with Matthew Rush, Troy Daniels, David Chase, Micah Brandt, Tyler Sweet and other attractive people who have sex on camera for a living.

Check ’em out! Check yo’self! Czech twink!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Samuel O’Toole

Click through to see this week’s featured scenes:

1. For those of you keeping score at home, we regret to inform you that Troy Daniels has yet to be fucked in his Pack Attack gangbang for Hot House… That said, if you’re into blowjobs, light spanking, eating ass or Troy Daniels, you might want to check out the second scene from the series.

2. You saw Matthew Rush earlier this week on our 10 Hot Guys With Tattoos list! After sharing those three pics of his scene with Chris Tyler, we couldn’t resist posting the accompanying trailer from Big Dicks At School. This is the product of our inability to resist.

3. Spencer Todd is no Kodi or anything, but his fuzzy ginger ass doesn’t look half bad with Zane Tate’s thick cock shoved inside. We believe this was his first time? See these two in action NOW at Broke Straight Boys!

4. The never-disappointing David Chase fucks some guy we’ve never heard of in a new scene for My Husband Is Gay. We would like to hear more about this “some guy”, because he’s got a pretty nice ass (and it looks especially good when David’s plowing him).

5. Oh, hi Micah Brandt! We love what you’ve done with your butthole. It looks like you’re wearing the latest from the Leo Sweetwood collection, no? It’s a good thing you’ve got that on, because as you know, real men wear dicks in their asses. We’re ready to witness more of your realness at Jocks Studios.

6. What’s the best part of this scene from College Dudes? You’ll find the answer within seconds of this trailer’s start, as Bryan Cavallo strokes Patrick Hunter‘s shaft and says, “Mmm, your cock is rock hard”. Newcomer Patrick’s shaft remains perfectly stiff throughout the entire clip, even when he’s bottoming… And we know how much you guys like bottoms who stay hard when they’re getting fucked!

7. Another newcomer, Bjorn Blake, is a bukkake cum whore at Dirty Tony.

8. You know how we hate Tyler Sweet for riding all the dicks we want to ride? Now, we’re starting to hate all the guys who keep slamming their dicks into his adorable boy-cunt! We’d like to say Jeremy Stevens is an exception to that rule, but… Well, he looks like he’s having so much fun with Tyler on Jake Cruise! We want to have fun too.

9. We’ve been neglecting Sean Cody. Here’s a fancy slideshow of their five most recent solo scenes, featuring Sheldon, Ashton, Christian, Logan and Aidan. We think Christian is our favorite of the five, but have you seen Sheldon’s cumshot? It’s unbelievable. In the most literal sense. You won’t believe it.

10. Jake Farren treats Samuel O’Toole to a naughty study break. There’s a great point in this video where Samuel’s getting his ass cheeks massaged while blowing Jake. It continues to be a crime that Sammy will never bottom, but we’re willing to accept that about him (as long as they keep taking pictures that show off his wondrously round butt).