The Cock Buffet: Invasion of The Fire Crotches

In the spirit of perpetuating stereotypes for St. Patrick’s Day, half of the menu items on today’s Cock Buffet include gingers, redheads, fire crotches or whatever the hell you want to call them. We’ve got new scenes with James Jamesson, Riley Price, Connor Chesney, Evan Mercy and newcomer Delaney, on top of (but not literally on top of) non-ginger faves like Austin Wilde, Josh West, Marc Dylan and Shay Michaels.

Which scene got us hardest? That’s one secret we’ll never tell. XOXO, Gossip Slut.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Chaos Men

Click through for this week’s scenes:

1. Ginger bottom Riley Price has a crush on his coach, Robert Van Damme! How will this scenario be resolved? Find out now at Big Dicks At School! Alternatively, you could just look above, because it’s pretty clear that the crush is mutual (or mutual enough for Robert to shove his cock in Riley’s pale ass).

2. I’ve come to the conclusion that, were I to suddenly become beautiful and pursue a career in gay porn, I’d want my first scene to be with Austin Wilde. He seems like he’d be such a nice guy on set. Like, if I were nervous, he’d crack a joke and make all my tensions melt away. Then he’d fuck my face with his huge cock. It’d be awesome.

3. If you suffer from GIF sickness, you can see individual images of Chaos Men‘s Delaney over here. Take note! His fuzzy red muscle butt is also worth looking at.

4. Is it appropriate to say that this is fucking precious? I know I should be saying something dirty about Josh West‘s cock or elaborating on how hard I’d pound bottom boy Kain Warn, but all I can think about is how CUTE this is! Watch these two do some more-naughty-than-cute things to one another at Extra Big Dicks.

5. “There’s two kinds of people in this world,” says Next Door Buddies‘ James Jamesson. “There’s cock whores, and there’s liars”. We’re going to take a wild guess and say that his scene partner, Ty Roderick, falls into the former category. What do you think?

6. He may not be naked, but I like this shot of Robbie Cross from Southern Strokes.

7. Gay porn newcomer Evan Mercy made a brief appearance in this previous installment of The Cock Buffet. We teased you with a shot of him pulling down his underwear, giving you a glimpse of his thick shaft. Now, you can see him in all his glory! Or you could just head over to Dominic Ford and really see him in all his glory, when he pounds the living daylights out of fellow newcomer Ayden Marx.

8. You just watched him sucking four cocks at the same time, and you still can’t get enough of Marc Dylan? It’s okay! We understand. Here’s his latest cum shot, as seen in Hot House‘s All Stars. Watching him get fucked in a locker room is pretty fucking spectacular… Then again, watching Marc Dylan get fucked anywhere is pretty fucking spectacular.

9. This really should have been a post of its own. The hottest part of this scene from Lucas Entertainment‘s In Hot Pursuit is the contrast between Dylan Roberts‘ smooth muscular body and Shay Michaels‘ equally muscular, yet very hairy body (as seen here). Also, it helps that they’re wearing suits and flip-fucking…

10. In this scene for Next Door Twink, Connor Chesney (seen earlier this week snagging Broke Staight Boys‘ Kodi‘s ass-virginity) flip-fucks with “his girlfriend’s brother” Devin Dixon. The best part in this trailer is when Connor grabs Devin by the neck, as he’s getting his beefy ass plowed, and utters the following words: “Remember, I’m in charge.” Keep telling yourself that, Connor! From the looks of it, Devin’s pretty good at being in charge too.