In regards to this Caption This post, in which Samuel O’Toole and Parker London pretend Sammy’s custom dildo is a telephone (after lots of hardcore banging):
“World’s 1st penis phone. Stands 10 inches high… An Earthshaking Orgasm is your Cries, Sighs, & Moans Ringer! Always Hard but Not Hard to Use! EZ-“Touch Bone” Dialing Auto On-Off Switch. Batteries not included.”
If you still have a regular ol’ landline phone, this delightful piece can be yours for the low price of $10.38. Sixty-percent off the original price! We assume it’s not recommended to shove it up your ass, but what you do on your own time is entirely up to you. We won’t judge. Ten inches is ten inches.
And, no, this isn’t a joke. This actually exists.
– Dewitt
Where can I buy one??
If only there were someplace you could click and you could be instantly transported to the webpage where “This actually exists.” Sigh.
NJB
all you have to do is click on “this acutally exists” that is highlighted at the end of the paragraph and it takes you there
Any idea where available in UK??
The Site in USA do not do International Shipping??