The Halloween Contest I Need To Win

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Remember how I said I'd be dressing up for Halloween as a horny construction worker? Forget I said that, because I need to think of something a little more creative. Fanboys of The Universe is having a costume contest, and the grand prize is an unedited, uncensored version of my fake boyfriend David.

Costumes will be judged on originality, creativity and execution. So what the hell should I dress up as? I've only seen my fake boyfriend in his underwear, so getting a glimpse of his hot, hairy ass would totally take our relationship to the next level (of stalker-dom). Oh, and if someone else wins this contest and doesn't share this picture with the rest of the world, I will seriously get angry. And you don't want to see me angry.

– Dewitt

2 thoughts on “The Halloween Contest I Need To Win

  1. I’m totally entering this and gonna win because my costume is sick. I’m now kinda obsessed with David too. I will share the pix.

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