The Locker Room: Brett Lawrie

Brett Lawrie is the third baseman for the Toronto Blue Jays. He’s hot in a dumb way, and is highly photogenic. These are the qualities that make up a great ballplayer here at Manhunt Daily. Be fuckable and look fuckable in pics and you make our Hall of Fame. You could be the shittiest player in the world but if you make us want to guess at your cock size, you’re in.

I was recently in Toronto and visited one of their biggest (literally) tourist attractions – the CN Tower. It’s tall. Really tall. And at the top there’s a glass floor that people jump up on down on which scared the beejeezus out of me. Parents were parking their strollers on it! I almost called DYS! Sure, the sign said the glass floor can support the weight of four hippos, but what if that baby was extra dense and caused just enough pressure on a certain unseen crack and the plexiglass buckled?!?! Ever seen that footage of the Israeli wedding party crashing through the reception room floor? Picture that but a much higher fall.

After writing this post, I will now forever associate the CN Tower with my guesses at Brett Lawrie’s dick-size.

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p.s. It’s entirely possible that Brett Lawrie is a giant asshole. There’s this:

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And apparently he’s fratbrah as fuck (although the long underwear is kinda sexy):

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And then there’s this vid of him reacting to an umpire’s call that he didn’t like:



In his defense…ok, there really is no defense. But wow, that vid really shows you what his bod is like. Ass. He’s got ass.

11 thoughts on “The Locker Room: Brett Lawrie

  1. Dunno, but I’m long past the days of crushing on guys who would try to kick my ass for being a fag.

  2. There are plenty of hot gay guys who deserve our attention more than this jackass.

  3. I do not blame Brett for getting PISSED OFF that pitch look to be outside of the strike zone that should have been ball 4

  4. Yeah, he’s handsome… but there’s definitely a fratboy vibe coming off the pictures. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, mind you.

    Now, why don’t you do Grady Sizemore? Yummmmmm

  5. the things id do to Lawrie and his Best friend Arencibia…..we have the hottest team here in toronto

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