Witness that perfect moment when someone’s name is so appropriate, so right, that it’s like every tumbler and clockwork cog in the universe clicked into place and all has been revealed to us. Yes, Jake Butt’s position on the University of Michigan’s football team is “tight end”. And yes, he’s clued in on how amazing his name is in regards to being a tight end.
Note the Twitter handle. He is everything ass. Also, he looks like this:
We’re going to start a movement supporting Jake. We’ll call ourselves “Butts” and we’ll celebrate all things Jake Butt. His sense of humor, his hot face, his name, his tight end prowess. This will lead to him accepting us as true believers and allowing us greater access to him. I’d elaborate on that greater access but he’s just past the age of consent so we’ll keep this PG for now.
– J. Harvey
Check out more pics of Jake Butt below.
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jbooty!
Almost to make me a Michigan fan and forget about my Spartans
Go Blue!
I would love to play “ball” with him!!!!