The Locker Room: Jeremy Bloom

My hard-on is in full Bloom! Sorry. This is Jeremy Bloom, a devastatingly handsome pro skier/pro football player. He must have muscles HE’S not even aware he has. He’s also an Internet mogul. Jeremy is basically The Bachelor if that person really existed and wasn’t some douche foisted on us by ABC. Bloom is a a three-time World Champion, two-time Olympian and eleven-time World Cup gold medalist in freestyle moguls skiing. He’s also played wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles and Pittsburgh Steelers. His Internet company is called Integrate and won the “Best New Company” Award at the 2011 Business Awards.

He’s also the hottest guy in the locker room. That’s the part we care about.

– J. Harvey

23 thoughts on “The Locker Room: Jeremy Bloom

  1. i can’t type right now … somebody dial 911 … it’s an emergency – i need this man!  damn, where’d my lower jaw go?

  2. He also stated a charity, a sort of make a wish for senior citizens. 

    So, I am wondering how many “Herberts” have put him on their wish list!!

  3. you’re so UNBELIEVABLY late on him. was crushing on him at least 5-6 years ago to the exact same pics. no reason to disagree, though. he’s smokin’.

  4.  Agreed, I’ve been tracking him for years, including the commercials be did for UA (“Click-Clack”).  That being said, it certainly dont make him any less hot, haha.

  5. DAMN! Dude is fucking hot. I love the shot of him with all the water on him…and the one of him in the water.  GULP! I’d lick the water off of him even if I weren’t thirsty!

  6. I’ve been panting 4 Jeremy 4 yrs; even b4 he tried out 4 the eagles. that man is only gonna get better looking. I would dump both my boyfriends 4 a shot at him.

  7. He was two years ahead of me at the University of Colorado, Boulder…..hes actually a pretty nice guy all things considered…

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