The Locker Room: Are The Red Sox Beards Sexy Or Scraggly?

We’re in the middle of the World Series, and not being a gigantic sports fan, my main concern is – are the now famous Red Sox beards attractive? Do my beloved Boston boys look good with the beards they began growing in spring training? Or is it a hairy car crash out there on the field?

Ball players are notoriously superstitious. They made it to the World Series this season with that facial hair. So those beards are here to stay. Can we live with them? Do we like them? Do we want to bounce on their dicks while holding onto the beards like they were reins? Please check out the pics below and render your verdict in the comments.

– J. Harvey

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15 thoughts on “The Locker Room: Are The Red Sox Beards Sexy Or Scraggly?

  1. The whole point of a playoff beard is not to groom it. It will be trimmed or shaved after the world series is over.

    Pity Xander Bogaerts, the 21 yo is one of the youngest in baseball and cant muster more than some moss on his chin…but hes a cutie!

  2. I know, right?!?! It’s the whole baseball players’ superstitious nature. Once they started really winning, especially after the Boston Marathon Tragedy, they stopped shaving. Not a Sox fan, sorry to say, since I know Manhunt is based out of MA. Really wanted the Tigers to go to another to another WS, since MY TEAM, #SFGiants beat them in 2012

  3. I am a die hard NEW YORK YANKEE fan So allow me to summarize this in a 2 word simple term FUCK NO !!! and further more it is only fitting that UGLY player would play in the smallest & UGLIEST park in all of baseball !!!

  4. I’ve never been a fan of facial hair, much less beards, but these beards are fucking disgusting.

  5. I love a guy in a bread A NEAT CLEANED TRIM BEARD. I AM A SOX FAN! WHY ARE NY FANS ALWAYS SO NASTY… ANYWAY I SAY THEY DO IT IN 6 GO BIG POPPY!!!
    IT IS A BIT SAD WITH THE BEARDS AS PADROIA IS ACTUALLY A REALLY CUTE GUY BUT THAT BEARD!!!!
    J. HARVEY, WE WILL EXPECT A COMPLETE PHOTOSHOOT OF THE CLEANED UP GUYS AT THE ROLLING PARADE ON SATURDAY?!?!?!?!? OR sUNDAY
    YOU BOYS HAVE ENOUGH PUL GET THEM INTO YOUR OFFICES FOR A SHOOT…NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN!!!!

  6. An entire season of beard growth. Nope. These are hot young guys. Scruff is one thing. This is too much.

  7. It’s hot in a white-trash sort of way, but a lot of them need a bit of maintenance. For the record, I want to say that I loathe the Red Sox because not only are their fans one of the most obnoxious in baseball, but a lot of the baseball players come out as douchebag assholes. Rumor has it that most of them are tea-party conservatives.

  8. Some of the really could use a trim, but over all I like the beards, nothing better then a beard to leave my cum on!
    Go Sox’s take that win tonight!

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