Allow me to worship at the feet of Male Fitness Models and photographer Rob Kristian for providing the world with these pics of model Jamie Dominic. It’s pics like these that called attention to a problem Dewitt and I have been having. We need more words for “hot!” We post almost 40 times a week, and the majority of those posts feature male models, gay porn performers, and celebrity guys with one thing in common – HOTNESS. But god, is that word beat or what? Unfortunately, there’s not a multitude of synonyms for using “hot” to describe male beauty. Handsome, sexy, cute, adorable, lickable, fuckable – we’ve exhausted them all.
So we decided to turn to our followers on Facebook and Twitter and ask them for words they use to express hotness that don’t include that first syllable. We also promised a prize to the one we liked the best!
Read on see the whole list, and to find out who won! (And for more pics of Jamie Dominic. He’s hot. See that? “Hot” needs to be killed with fire! Maybe we could just use the term “Jamie Dominic-esque” from now on.)
– J. Harvey
Photo credit: Male Fitness Models and Rob Kristian
Synonyms For “Hot”
Porn Star Yummy
Lava Lover
Smokelicious
Incendilicious
Haute
Scrumdidlyumtious
Hardalishous
Toothsome
Callyipigian
Oucha magoucha
Discoluscious
Fetch [Ed. note – Stop trying to make “fetch” work, Gretchen.]
Swanky
Encanting
Enchanting
Scrumptious
Ass-stounding
Que guapo
English Mustard
Ermagard!
Hubba hubba
Wowsers
Masterpiece
Inflammable
Tastalicious
Gorgeous
Papaballs
Smexy
Magicool miracle
Bangin’
Dick-waking
Ayayaiiipapi
Cakin’
And the winner is…….. “Papaballs!” This one cracked us up, but was also strangely apt in describing a guy we want to fuck. Facebook fan Mark Jason Genit Dimzon – you have won a free month of Unlimited Membership on Manhunt for that one! Claim your prize by e-mailing daily@manhunt.net. Also, if you’re totes papaballs, please send us a naked pics. Thanks!
i think i lost a few braincells reading this…
lame.
English mustard????
WOOOF!
Please continue to read Manhunt Daily, troll boy. Eventually you’ll lose all of them and you’ll be unable to locate your keyboard and write your cunty comments.
nahh, it’s two against one. This was pretty mind killing.
What are you people looking for? Proust? It’s a blog for a gay social network. Christ.
i applaude the efforts of the editor to put all this together…i like to read a few things here …but just a few…what i truly enjoy is looking at the men…naked, hard, big cock, bubble butt, multi-hued men…all sorts of men…tall, muscle, short, lean, twink, older, men…being a visual gay whore, i cant help myself…so when the dear editor takes the time to add to the pictorial feast…well i just go with it…kept the pics, n i will actual read the prose…
For your replies, please marry me, J. Harvey.
Fetch [Ed. note – Stop trying to make “fetch” work, Gretchen.]I love you, J.
It’s mutual.
I know this is my fiance under an alias, but I still find it touching.
I guess you could touch my prostate too.
No, just an understanding of the word “synonym.” A guy who wants to “do a cattleya” will get a helluva lot farther than one who says, “your pics are English mustard” or “you’re magicool miracle.”
“Ass-stounding” was inspired; “Papaballs” isn’t even an adjective…
Definitely not my fiance. Bend over.
That was lovely. Please comment more.
It is now.
Papaballs? Could you offer us a little help as to how this term translates to hot? Yes, it’s a funny word but…
i shall…i like what u do on this blog…cant please everyone it seems, so i comment on what i like and let the rest go…ur job is not an easy one…but i appreciate u babe