The Only Reason To Shop At Abercrombie & Fitch

You take your life in your hands when you stroll into an Abercrombie & Fitch store. They keep their stores so fucking dark you can’t see your hand in front of your face! You could trip over a bi-curious high school wrestler retail jockey and break something! It’s basically a better-smelling version of the Dick Dock in Provincetown. Man, was I embarrassed when I asked a suburban mother of two with a butch cut for a handie in the dressing room.

The one thing that A&F does well is provide sexy men to sell their overpriced boredom rags. The brand is launching their flagship store on Thursday and they announced this by providing a large quantity of cut hotties in clingy sweatpants to stand around and look fuckable. Mission accomplished. Check out some footage after the jump.

p.s. I still have nightmares after seeing what their CEO looks like. *shudder*

– J. Harvey

I fucking love that SuperMo got in there for a pic. Bravo.

32 thoughts on “The Only Reason To Shop At Abercrombie & Fitch

  1. Marvelous. Love the clingy sweatpants as well. I will go look for them (but from a cheaper brand 😉

  2. Love the sweatpants and the guys are cute and hot, but the footwear is GROSS!!!!!! Running shoes would of been better rather than those open toed sandals horrible, horrible, horrible!!!!!!

  3. i guess this really is the only way they can sell their boring merchandise. at least their cologne smells good though

  4. WHAT A MESS.  This store is in SINGAPORE?!  How many anglos do they need as models for their Singapore store?!  What a racial mess!

  5. ‘Better smelling”?  What A&F have you walked into?  The stench they pump out into the mall is so horrible I try to avoid breathing when I walk past them.

  6. They can’t even hire asian workers for their SINGAPORE store? Something is very wrong there – and Tommy Hilfiger got so much flack for the internet rumour that he didn’t want other races to wear his clothing.

  7. Unless the body comes with the clothing hmmm i’d have to think “hard” about going in there 🙂

  8. Sex sells! But I love the style and fit(muscle)…for sure not for everybody’s taste and not to mention it’s pricey

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