The Shape Of Things to Cum

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Ever wondered about the shape of your "tool"? I mean your cock of course, but tool might actually be a better description as a new scientific article delves into the odd shape of the sex organ we've all come to love and cherish.

The main point of research has been the mushroom shaped glans (aka the head) that is so unique, even when compared to our closest animal relatives. The human penis is also much larger than animals comparable in size. The new theory involves vagina, so brace yourselves…

According to evolutionary scientist Gordon Gallup, the glans has a ridge where it meets the shaft for a very specific purpose–to "scoop" out semen in the vagina that was placed there by another man. Obviously evolution didn't expect condoms or monogamy to come into the picture!

This may seem like a stretch, but Gallup performed many experiments to prove his theory, which you can read about here.

So what do you think of the "semen displacement theory"? And since many of you probably haven't seen a vagina since you came out of one, do you even care?

– Andy

6 thoughts on “The Shape Of Things to Cum

  1. hahahahha/
    so true:
    many of you probably haven’t seen a vagina since you came out of one
    lol. rolling on the floor

  2. I echo your correction, E-man. It isn’t after all a gland, but an organ, I think? And the head is usually referred to as the glans penis… as far as seeing a vagina- I saw one once, and, well… decided to leave them for the guys who saw a lot more than I did to attract them. I always seemed to have a knack for doing just the right thing to the glans… especially if it was “au naturel” (uncut for those who aren’t equipped to deal with foreign language or subtlety).

  3. this research is kinda old news….i’m not even a biologist… this has made its way through the chemists too… i myself hear it over a year ago…

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