I don't care how dominant you are. There's no way you'll be able to top Kris Allen. For the fourth week in a row, the former American Idol star has taken first place on our weekly rankings of the hottest men on Earth. Of course, he could have some competition from Bernardo Velasco, after a new photo shoot of the Brazilian model surfaced on Manhunt Daily.
Could one of the five contestants making their debut tonight have a chance at overtaking him? Hopefully, they'll have better luck than Bug Hall, Troy, Judah Gavra, Dane Cook and Tommy Defendi. These sexy fuckers didn't gain enough votes to make it to the top five, so we'll unfortunately have to say goodbye to them (for now).
So how exactly does the game work? I'm glad that you asked! Every Wednesday, we'll feature ten extremely sexy men to choose from. You can vote for up to two of these studs, and only the five with the greatest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you've suggested, as well as a handful of hotties selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).
To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.
Now let's forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Wednesday to get your votes in, so hop to it and make your vote count!
– Dewitt
To view this week's rankings and vote, follow the JUMP:
1. KRIS ALLEN (LW – 1, W5): Last season's American Idol winner proves that he doesn't need a fake nude to maintain his place on the countdown. Though after today's Who Would You Rather post, we sure wouldn't mind a picture of him getting plowed by Casey James and Lee DeWyze. Yes, this is a challenge to all you Photoshop wizards out there.
2. BERNARDO VELASCO (LW – 2, W7): Are you in love? Because we're already planning on getting married to Bernardo Velasco. Instead of a wedding cake, we'll just gangbang him on one of the tables of the reception hall. Obviously, you're all invited for this exciting event.
3. LEVI POULTER (LW – 4, W9): Thanks to his sex tape, Levi tramples right over Ben Cohen for the number three spot. His success may also have something to do with his extraordinary good looks, but I'd like to think his ability to take dick outshines every other factor about him.
4. BEN COHEN (LW – 3, W9): Say it ain't so! In one of his final weeks, this straight rugby player slips down a spot. How could you let this happen after all that he's done for us? It's not easy to take your clothes off for the benefit of gay mankind and their penises.
5. ISAC FIORAVANTE (LW – 7, W2): This Brazilian hottie knocks out Bug Hall for the number five spot, but it's yet to be determined if he'll be able to last on the countdown. Of course, we bet he'd be able to last for a long time in bed. Although that could just be wishful thinking on our part.
6. JUSTIN CLYNES (DEBUT): Mr. Clynes received several nominations to appear on The Ten, and he's currently on track to become one of this week's most popular posts. This is pretty much a no brainer, eh? It's clear that you all want to gangbang him. Or maybe you want to clone him and have his clones gangbang you.
7. LUIZ PAULO (DEBUT): And the Brazilians attack again! Bernardo and Isac may need to watch their backs, because this man's coming for their spots with a vengeance. Though many of you begged him as "Asian", Luiz is actually of Native Brazilian descent. Also, he's extremely attractive.
8. DOUG PORTER (DEBUT): Muscular? Check. Nice butt? Double check. And a light coating of man-fur all over that perfect torso? I'm too busy having a boner to remember what I'm supposed to say right now. If this guy doesn't make it into the top five, I'll be very surprised.
9. BRANDON ESPY (DEBUT): We were going to give Brandon's spot to someone else, and then we found this shot he did with photographer Dallas J. Logan. Sure, he looks great when he's posing in his tighty whities with a box of Rice Krispies, but he looks even better when he's naked and covering his junk with one hand. Sign me up for a piece of that!
10. COREY SABA (LW – 1, W5): This guy's number one in Andy's book, but a few of you commented that he's a bit too "skeletal" for your tastes. Are we looking at the same man? Because if Corey Saba is a skeleton, I'd like to rattle those bones 'til he falls apart. Or until he cums, whichever of the two happens first.
Besides Kris and Ben, pretty much all the guys have the same type body, and are close in age. So MAYBE this isn’t so bad?! Maybe?
sure can’t wait for the comments taking this shit too seriously, citing case law and whatever other bullshit
I don’t follow this much but has anybody looked at Alan Valdez ??? A quick google will reveal a plethora of media on him.
Ben Cohen gets more delicious each week. Wouldn’t mind a picture of him plowing Kris Allens tiny ass.
Ask: can anyone dominate Kris Allen
Answer: not unless he stops voting for himself every ten minutes here
i’m holding a memorial for Troy.
please visit my Pole for details.
;-).
Ben Cohen definately, he’s super cute
Ben Cohen is the only guy here that actually looks like a man
all other are too sissy and try to pose like model girls
Seriously where is channing tatum and chad michael murray!!! these men gotta be on here!
Why is Kris Allen even on here, let alone on top?
He’s cute, that’s all. And that’s a horrible picture of him on the pole.
ye exactly, what Kris Allen is even doing here?
I’ve kind of resigned myself to the fact that Kris will be on top for a while. that’s what we get for putting a celeb on here
Also, i’M no photoshop pro, but apparently his fans are already on top of that.
http://pics.livejournal.com/kradamgasm/pic/0000crsp/
http://pics.livejournal.com/kradamgasm/pic/00007q6g/
How about TREVOR DONOVAN? He is the hottest guy on the planet as now….
… I’d like to see more variation … but that’s me.
Kris Allen is hot, sexy, adorable, and he’s got the cutest friggen ass in the world.
the boy dont need clothes, but even with them, he’s the sexiest man alive.
I found other Levi Poulter´s vid!
http://www.gaytube.com/media/51672/Hot_strippers/
Kris Allen is hot as fuck. You need to find some better pics to put on there.
Like this one: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2u4QcP9B8Vk/Sh_jODh_tsI/AAAAAAAABr4/LOlJxsjjm8Y/s400/kris-allen-wet.jpg
There’s also some awesome written porn out there featuring him and Adam. The well-written stuff is hot. I do not understand how Adam, who is obviously a total top, didn’t jump Kris’ twinky, perfect ass.