The Ten: Lance Parker Owns Everyone’s Butthole

Things just got interesting on The Ten! Soccer player Lance Parker has trampled his fellow competitors, sprinting past five week champion Patrick O’Brien to the number one spot. Meanwhile, six week runner-up Jordan R. Legault has been knocked into fifth place by pretty boy model Seth Kuhlmann and South African rugby player Craig Burden. Crazy times!

What’s even crazier is that we have to wave goodbye to Roy Lavi, Josiah Jennings, Ernest Pierce, Jackson Netto and Jose Ia. None of these fantastically attractive individuals received enough votes to stay on the countdown, so we (regretfully) have to send them packing…

So how does this game work? I’m glad that you asked! Each week, we’ll feature ten extremely sexy men to choose from. You can vote for up to two of these studs, and only the five with the greatest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of hotties selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Tuesday to pick your two favorite guys, so hop to it and make your vote count!

– Dewitt

To view this week’s rankings and vote, follow the JUMP:

1. LANCE PARKER (LW – 9, W2): For the record, this wasn’t even a close race. Lance Parker came in 191 votes ahead of our dear friend Paddy O’Brien, acquiring the highest number of votes since underwear model and designer Todd Sanfield. Now, if only we could get him to make a promise to spread his butt cheeks…

2. PATRICK O’BRIEN (LW – 1, W7): Though Mr. O’Brien has been bumped down into second place, that won’t stop us from drooling over his deliciously dick cock. It’s really the mushroom head that sends us over the edge! Not to mention, the fuzzy belly, piercing stare and overall muscular goodness.

3. SETH KUHLMANN (LW – 6, W2): We practically jizzed when we set our eyes on this picture of Seth Kuhlmann, captured by photographer Greg Vaughan. Do you see the way he’s lifting his shirt and biting it ever so naughtily? It’s like he’s giving the world an open invitation to vigorously pound his tight hole.

4. CRAIG BURDEN (LW – 3, W3): Did you think you were going to get tired of this same image? Yeah, we did too! With that said, we’re still head-over-heels in lust with Craig Burden, even if he doesn’t strip down for the camera nearly enough. Yup, we continue to fantasize about grabbing a few of his rugby teammates and gang-banging him in the locker room…

5. JORDAN R. LEGAULT (LW – 2, W8): We have a sneaking suspicion that the photo we chose led to Jordan’s poor performance on last week’s countdown. Why? Because it didn’t showcase his best feature! Now, can you seriously look this man in his eyes and not vote for him? It’s pretty much impossible.

6. CHRIS R. (DEBUT): The opinions were divided on Chris R. in the comments section, yet he still received a combined total of 330 “Likes” on Facebook. If those 330 people (and then some) vote for him in this week’s round, there’s a pretty good chance he’ll break into the top five! On that note, who do we have to talk to about breaking into those thin white briefs and unleashing his (presumably) large schlong?

7. DARREN LLOYD (DEBUT): Ugh, gross! Tattoos! Yes, that’s the reaction that some of you had to Darren Lloyd. We have to happily disagree with that sentiment, and we’re keeping our fingers crossed that a decent number of you will back us up. Come on, don’t men with tattoos have every right to dominate this countdown?

8. TADEU FRACARI (DEBUT): Tadeu Fracari basically just had sex with you through your computer screen, merely by staring at you in this photograph. Though Jordan R. Legault has consistently held the title for “The Ten’s Prettiest Eyes”, this guy will provide some serious competition! We hope to see him on next week’s charts.

9. DALE (DEBUT): Now that we’ve got your attention, we encourage you to head over to this post and check out the rest of Dale. Or you could just vote for him solely based on his ability to do a full split. We wouldn’t blame you, because that pose really gets our juices flowing.

10. SHAY MICHAELS (DEBUT): Gay porn newcomer represents for the hung, muscular and hairy men, since we’ve technically already featured Scotch Inkom on The Ten. As an expert ass-licker and talented top, we have faith that this man will get plenty of votes from the hungry bottoms out there! Did you see the way he worked Logan Scott’s hole? Not to mention, his scene with Devin Draz on Cocksure Men… GRR!!




21 thoughts on “The Ten: Lance Parker Owns Everyone’s Butthole

  1. darren and craig.

    those two.

    (i already knew jose’s and netto’s fates..
    ..and i wish it were different, but such was not to be the case, on this day.

    my regrets, gentlemen.)

  2. so hard to choose 🙂
    my what fine choice of men they showed this week
    keep them cumin!

  3. I was very disappointed 2 see Josiah Jensen go ( NO SURPRISE THERE ) but I voted 4 Lance & Chris R not necessarily N that order …….

  4. How does the order in which the men appear get picked? Shouldn’t all new guy be place at the bottom and have to work there way up. The tops spots have an advantage. More votes go to the top spots, because a lot of men notice the first hot guy that come alone and then it is harder for the rest to get noticed.

  5. Very difficult, too many gorgeous men!
    But in the end I decided to remain true to myself and vote accordingly. I’m a sucker for beautiful eyes. This time around my votes went to Jordan & Tadeu.

  6. I totally agree with you Dewitt…the way that Seth is lifting his shirt is CLEARLY an open invitation to pound his sweet little hole. It’s subtle, but it’s there.

  7. Don’t discriminate…appreciate. Vote on outward appearance “The Hot Factor”. I’m sure if we knew these guys personally the outcome would be VERY different.

  8. Still can’t believe I went to High School with Lance!!! My “teenage dream”.

  9. NONE OF THE ABOVE 🙂
    And the one about the eyes why……
    your voting for photoshop

  10. I’ve noticed that minority contestants NEVER last, let alone attain the top spot on “The Ten” Is this coincidence? Or could it be that Gay men in general do not consider minorities to be handsome, sexy and/ or attractive. If the latter is the case then the LBGT community still has a long way to go.

    We are all free and entitled to love and be attracted to whomever we choose [shape, age, ethnicity etc] but we should be objective enough to see, appreciate and acknowledge that someone [who might not necessarily be our type] indeed is: handsome, sexy and attractive.

    Personally I don’t see why that is so difficult! Many of the men I’ve voted for are NOT the type I would actively pursue but that doesn’t mean that I don’t appreciate their looks.

  11. @ Damian,

    Why do you automatically assume that the eyes have been altered with the help of Photoshop?
    I’m a German-Asian-Latino mix with aquamarine eyes. There is always somebody who thinks I’m wearing colored contacts. A girl actually once stuck her finger in my eye because she didn’t believe me, that was extremely painful and I almost hit her.

    Look around you; there are many people with captivating eyes. And if a person knows how to use his/ her eyes to express themselves it is mesmerizing. Look at “Jesse Metcalfe” that’s a man with beautiful eyes who knows how to use them to his advantage!

  12. Has Marcus Patrick been featured, he’s hot and if given a chance make it on the countdown.

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