The Ten: My Stupid Butt Is (Apparently) Sexier Than Matt Bomer!

After a nail-biting race on The Ten with over 5,000 votes registered, my stupid butt was topped by stunning muscle god Roman Dawidoff. (I’m not going to say I told you so, but I will definitely link you back to this post’s title to make my point.) Yes, there was a brief period where it looked like my furry cheeks would take first place! Yes, this was a huge boost to my ego! And, no, I’m not the teensiest bit mad that my ass got knocked back down to the runner-up slot.

To put things into perspective, you’ve basically just told me that my stupid butt‘s hotter than Matt Bomer, Bravo Delta and Sean Zevran. One could argue that my stupid butt pushed Bodik Rigor and Austin Wolf off the countdown, then prevented Ricky Decker, Francois Angoston and Alex Marte from making it to a second round.

Even better, my stupid butt might stand a chance against men as breathtaking as Killian James, Edu Boxer, Aybars, Micah Brandt and my favorite person, Ryan “Bobby Hart’s battered faceRose… But I’m not holding my breath or letting any of this attention go to my head! As I’ve told a few of you, I still feel like any ol’ average guy.

To show my gratitude for your overwhelming support, I’ve decided to continue unlocking my pictures on Manhunt for any paid members of the site. I’ll keep doing this for the duration of my run on The Ten, and if you ever vote me to the number one position, you’ll be treated to something extra special from my personal smut library.

For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works! Each week, we’ll feature ten men to choose from. You can vote for as many contestants as you’d like, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers. (That would be us.)

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Wednesday to pick your favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!

– Dewitt

See pics of all ten contestants and cast your vote below:

In the grand tradition of ten words or less…

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Roman Dawidoff

1. ROMAN DAWIDOFF (LW – 1, W8): Right now, he’s two weeks away from sweeping the countdown.

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Dewitt

2. MY STUPID BUTT (LW – 10, W2): A surprise victory for a mediocre sex blogger’s stupid butt.

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Matt Bomer half naked

3. MATT BOMER (LW – 2, W3): Pretty actor, naked in The Normal Heart and Magic Mike.

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Bravo Delta

4. BRAVO DELTA (LW – 6, W2): A fuzzy gay porn stud, recently seen getting very kinky.

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Sean Zevran

5. SEAN ZEVRAN (LW – 4, W5): Gay porn star with a good head on his shoulders.

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Killian James

6. KILLIAN JAMES (DEBUT): A male escort who’s won awards for his bottoming skills.

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EDU BOXER

7. EDU BOXER (DEBUT): Tattooed muscle bear who will jackhammer fuck your hungry hole.

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Aybars

8. AYBARS (RETURN): A lean, furry sex machine with an unbelievably charming smile.

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Micah Brandt

9. MICAH BRANDT (DEBUT): He’s been known to take cock quite well on camera.

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RYAN ROSE

10. RYAN ROSE (DEBUT): Should I apologize for still mentioning “Bobby Hart’s battered face”?

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27 thoughts on “The Ten: My Stupid Butt Is (Apparently) Sexier Than Matt Bomer!

  1. Dewitt, just accept your hotness as we all have! Real, smart guys are always hotter than porn models!

  2. C’mon, guys…let’s puch Dewitt’s luscious, furry butt to the TOP, so to speak!

  3. Although Roman is stunning, Dewitt definitely ftw. Small-handed Bravo could probably fist that butt though.

  4. I told you you have a magical ass. Those cheeks are the cat’s Meow!!! Or the wolf’s howl! Or the bear’s grunt!! 😉

  5. OMG, THAT…. I would pay to see. Sort of. I mean, Delta Bravo fucking Dewitt? And better yet, Dewitt after getting laid by Bravo, turning all that pent up-ness into fucking Killian?! Hot damn…. is it getting warm in here?! Whew!

  6. I think Dewitt needs to post that ass up and spread shot from his profile if he hits number 1.

  7. As delightful as that shot is (I seriously almost made it the background on my desktop…and still think about doing so), anyone who took advantage of his offer on Manhunt has already seen it.

    On the other hand, I’m still waiting for the vid of his cum shot he teased last month…

  8. When I first suggested that Dewitt be on The Ten a few weeks ago, I also predicted that he would come in second to Roman Dawidoff. I think I deserve a prize for my uncanny clairvoyance. Perhaps one that involves my tongue, my full soft beard, and Dewitt’s magnificent ass. Just saying.

    At minimum, I should be his agent once his porn career starts!

  9. Hey Dewitt, FUCK YOU! Trapped in between Roman & Matt &, &, 😛

    J/K Nice ass 😉 Lots of nice picks this week, thanks as always!

  10. Well there are many hot men competing against your hot butt but I ONLY voted for your ass to widen it’s lead in the hopes of seeing this elusive clip. Own the power of your ass, baby, and WORK IT!

  11. Don’t know if you mind or not but I’m already seeing your manhunt private pics online Dewitt.

  12. Oh, so glad that people respect my privacy!

    When you say “online”, do you mean “Tumblr”?

  13. Oh well! At least people like looking at me? Guess I should just give up and start doing porn.

    (Haha, just kidding! It’s not like Cocky Boys will be knocking on my door anytime soon.)

  14. I still call dibs on being your agent! I’m sure we can have you flip-fucking with Colby Keller in no time.

  15. That might be the only way to get me to do porn.

    (Okay, there are probably other ways.)

  16. What a stupid poll…get over yourself my stupid butt (dewitt) no way in hell does it compete against the others…why are you doing this other than to inflate your ego…I guess yea!
    Micah, Killian & the others below that ass are far hotter especially RYAN ROSE ;O

  17. I’m actually inclined to agree with you that I’m not hotter than any of these guys, so if you think you’re hurting my feelings with this comment, you’re not.

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