The Ten: Paddy Does A Victory Dance (With His Penis)

It’s a good thing Heath Jordan‘s versatile, because he keeps getting knocked off the top! Last week, the beloved porn personality made an impressive comeback, reclaiming the number one spot on our weekly countdown of the sexiest men. Of course, he wasn’t so lucky in the latest round. Newcomer Patrick O’Brien snatched his spot, coming in over one-hundred votes ahead of him. Youch!

But you know what they say. It could always be worse! Former collegiate football player Colby Erskin got voted out of the top five altogether, even though he showed up with a brand new (and smoking hot) picture. He’s joined in the loser’s circle by Andre Mull, Diesel Washington, Michael Basquette and Mike Dreyden. We’re sad to see them go.

So how does this game work? I’m glad that you asked! Each week, we’ll feature ten extremely sexy men to choose from. You can vote for up to two of these studs, and only the five with the greatest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of hotties selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Tuesday to pick your two favorite guys, so hop to it and make your vote count!

– Dewitt

To view this week’s rankings and vote, follow the JUMP:

1. PATRICK O’BRIEN (LW – 6, W2): We love it when new competitors rocket to the top of the charts. Of course, with a cock like that, Patrick O’Brien was made for “the top”! We’d love to be trapped in the steam room with him, lifting up that wet tank top and running our tongues along his hairy belly. Not that we’ve thought about this or anything…

2. JORDAN R. LEGAULT (LW – 2, W3): Yes, Jordan R. Legault has an amazing body. You can see pictures of it by clicking his name or the image above. With that said, can we take a moment and focus on his face? As our very own J. Harvey said in his original post, the eyes have it!

3. HEATH JORDAN (LW – 1, W6): Will Heath continue to slide down in our rankings? Or will he wow us all by making another earth-shattering comeback? We can never tell with this guy, but we’ll be happy as long as he’s still on the charts! I mean, did you see his threeway with Morgan Black and Conner Habib?

4. JOHN WILLIAMS (LW – 5, W5): After resting on the brink of extinction, rugby hunk John Williams has got his head back in the game… Along with his bulging biceps, six pack abs, mouthwatering ass and whatever’s hiding behind that ball (we’re guessing a really awesome penis).

5. PAUL WAGNER (LW – 4, W4): Damn you, Paul Wagner! When you smirk like that, you could convince us to do all sort of naughty and unmentionable things. We’re tempted to just have a seat on your rock hard cock and ride it while we hold onto your beefy, hairy chest. And the thought alone is making us pre-cum.

6. RISHI IDNANI (DEBUT): Why hello there, beautiful! It was a sin that Rishi Idnani’s never been included on this list, and we obviously had to fix that by throwing him into the mix. Will he give our current top five a run for their money? We sure as hell hope so. This man is basically the living embodiment of sex. Basically.

7. MATTHEUS LIAN (DEBUT): Hairy bod? Check. Great smile? Double check. A combination of factors that puts a huge boner in our pants? Hold on for a second, because we actually have to check… Yup, our dicks are definitely hard over here.

8. MARCUS RANDALL (DEBUT): Speaking of great smiles, Marcus Randall’s huge grin makes us go weak in the knees. We opted to post the uber-naked shot instead, but you can click his name or the picture above for a taste of his pearly whites. Then again, you might want to taste other parts of him after that…

9. ALEXANDER BEAL (DEBUT): Don’t you just want to rip Alexander Beal’s speedo off and mount him in the middle of the ocean? We had the same response to this picture, and the rest of his portfolio brought on incredibly similar feelings. The happy trail! The bulge! Those abs! Those ears? Whatever it is about him, we can’t get enough.

10. ALEXANDER BLOCK (DEBUT): Alexander Block may have the same first name as Alexander Beal, but these two men couldn’t be any more different! If you’re into hairy bodies, beefy builds, dirty minds and thick uncut cocks, then we already know who you’ll be voting for. It’s just a shame you can’t vote twice, right?