The Ten: The Return of Kris Allen

Daniel Rumfelt and Jock Hudson better watch their backs! The one and only Kris Allen is returning to The Ten, our weekly countdown of the sexiest men. Earlier this week, we were joking about how the former American Idol winner is like “crack for Manhunt Daily readers”. And judging from all the “likes” and retweets on his post? It’s a pretty accurate description.

In less happy news, we’re forced to say farewell to Maarten, Cody Longo, Stan, Brock Devlin and the man formerly known as Harry Chesterton. All of them did extraordinarily well in last week’s polls, but it wasn’t enough to keep up with the competition! We’re sad to see them go.

So how does this game work? We’re glad that you asked! Each week, we’ll feature ten extremely sexy men to choose from. You can vote for up to two of these studs, and only the five with the greatest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of hotties selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Tuesday to pick your two favorite guys, so hop to it and make your vote count!

– Dewitt

To view this week’s rankings and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

1. DANIEL RUMFELT (LW – 1, W6): Ever since dethroning Leighton Stultz and his giant penis, Daniel Rumfelt has been on a roll! This is his third week in the number one spot, though the gap between him and his competitors is slowly beginning to close. How much longer can he stay on top?

2. JOCK HUDSON (LW – 3, W3): Speaking of staying on top, how long do you think you could last plowing Jock Hudson’s fuzzy hole? We bet it’s super tight, and he knows how to clench his muscles just right to make you feel good. Grr, that’s right! Give it to him hard, and make him shoot a load all over that hairy torso…

3. SEAN PATRICK DAVEY (LW – 5, W7): Sorry. We got so distracted by our pseudo cyber-sex with Jock Hudson that we couldn’t come up with a blurb for Sean Patrick Davey. Just kidding! This hot ginger fucker moves up two spots on this week’s countdown. Can he make it three more rounds before he’s retired from the competition?

4. COLBY KELLER (LW – 4, W4): If Colby Keller doesn’t move up past fourth place after this, then you all seriously need to get your eyeballs checked. This picture makes our clothes want to fall off. Yes, our clothes actually develop a mind of our own when presented with this picture, and they actively decide that they want to fall on the floor. Shut up! It makes sense in our heads.

5. PHILIP FUSCO (LW – 6, W2): Philip Fusco is one lucky-ass motherfucker. He was only three votes ahead of Cody Longo in last week’s polls, which is shocking since we were positive he’d be a dead ringer for the top five. Just look at him! Now, look even harder. Do you see his peen head poking out in the front of that speedo? We do, and we want to put our mouths on it. End of story.

6. RYAN STACK (DEBUT): GET THIS MAN INSIDE OF ME NOW! Sorry, I had to drop the royal “we” for a moment, because my deep lust for Ryan Stack feels so damn personal. He’s the most adorable man who ever lived, and his accent only makes him a bajillion times hotter. We’re getting married. He just doesn’t know it yet.

7. SEAN ANTHONY GOMES (DEBUT): Fuck. Why are there so many amazing penises on this week’s charts? Sean Anthony Gomes isn’t even hard in this shot from Exterface, and he’s still got a mouthful hanging between those delicious thighs. Don’t let this one slip away! We’d like to keep him around for a while…

8. KRIS ALLEN (RETURN): Okay, this may be one of the worst shots from Kris Allen’s most recent shirtless picture leak. However, given how well he performed the last time he appeared on The Ten, we’re not too worried about him. Should you prepare yourself for another ten weeks of this guy? At this point, it’s impossible to say.

9. DREW MITCHELL (DEBUT): We’ve never been so mad at a splash of water. For serious, what’s up with all that H20 blocking our view of Drew Mitchell’s crotch? Why is it occupying the space where our heads should be? Also, how has no one pointed out that Mr. Mitchell is making a blatant blowjob face in this picture? It’s like he’s sucking off a giant with a really tiny dick.

10. ADAM SUMMER (DEBUT): Adam Summer is the token “pretty boy” of this week’s new entries. We’re not sure whether he’ll zoom to the top or falter amongst such fierce competition, so it’ll be interesting to see how this all turns out. Of course, it’d be even more interesting to see what’s hidden in those white briefs.