Pardon me while I cry into my cum-stained jockstrap. You fucking motherfuckers (who I adore with all of my heart and soul) voted off my ginger man-crush Seth Fornea (who I adore with all of my heart, soul and dick) from The Ten, our weekly countdown of the “Sexiest Men of The Moment”.
Luckily, I can take solace in the fact that you have terrible taste in men, considering the additional elimination of Joe Manganiello, Anthony, Ramis Isaac and Damien Day… Kidding, kidding! You guys have excellent taste. This week’s top five, including champion Julian Gabriel Hernandez, are all absurdly gorgeous.
For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works. Each week, we’ll feature ten extremely sexy men to choose from. You can vote for up to two of these guys, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).
To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.
Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Tuesday to pick your two favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!
– Dewitt
To view this week’s rankings and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
In the grand tradition of ten words or less…
1. JULIAN GABRIEL HERNANDEZ (LW – 1, W5):
2. MAL (LW – 10, W2): He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow mankini. YUP.
3. BEN COHEN (LW – 2, W4): He should never wear more than a pair of underwear.
4. CHEYENNE JACKSON (LW – 7, W2): Look at those sad puppy dog eyes! So fucking precious.
5. TODD SANFIELD (LW – 4, W3): His bush is out of control, in a good way.
6. ANDERSON COOPER (DEBUT): We’ll add Frank Ocean once you all buy Channel Orange.
7. JACOPO BONGIORNO (DEBUT): This picture highlights his nipples, fails at highlighting beautiful eyes.
8. FERNANDO SIPPEL (DEBUT): Hot, with or without the light dusting of chest hair
9. DANIEL VILLA (DEBUT): You’d be more likely to vote “Villa” if he unzipped.
10. JED ATHENS (DEBUT): Originally, Ford Andrews had this spot. Diego changed my mind.
Life no longer has meaning to me without Seth on the top 10 .
Seth’s off because really, he ain’t “all that” or a bag of chips 🙂
Anderson? Really? Oy gevalt, standards have been dropping … Anderson? Why not George Clooney, then … or rather …
I love my manderson, but if I want to see him I’ll go to People’s website. Seriously guys, if you intend go full starf***er and move more and more to the mainstream (which is already saturated), why will we need you?
anderson is hot But his boyfriend shirtless is hot hot hot
Poor Anthony/Daryl. Hot guy, but it’s his second time in the Top 10 and he never made it past the first week. 🙁
Todd Sanfield and Fernando Sippel for me this week! YUMMY
#2 Mal, needs to provide aid and comfort to some of the wildfire firefighters in Colorado.
You forced my hand, Dewitt. With Anderson Cooper and Ben Cohen on here, I ran out of votes.
Does anyone else realize that this is the first Ten List in which no one has ink? I’m kind of loving it.
Great news that Seth is off. Ginger pubes can and never will be acceptable.
… To you. Speak for yourself, Aedan. I for one get weak in the knees for a firecrotch… And Seth was Sex on legs. Weak in the knees? Hell yah… All the easier for me to blow him.
Try adding a little ginger to your diet, it`s good for digestion.
Julian is so sexy! And that Jed…then there’s Todd…this is a really beautiful line- up
My sentiments–and votes–exactly!
Mal and Jed Athens.
Where do I find a pic of Anderson’s BF?
over ben cohen.. can he go away… stat?
Have to admit…never been a fan of reds myself, but Seth has it going ON!
What have you done to advocate for equality and gay rights recently, Gatorfan??? Nothing? I thought so. Now YOU can go away…stat!
To answer your question, Dewitt, when Seth is willing to show his hot cock sticking out from those fire-red pubes, I’m sure he’ll get plenty of votes. And I want more than that pic of him in the wet see-through white shirt!
That’s your worthless opinion. Don’t presume to speak for others.
Agreed, Jeremy… we need to see that, stat!
Seth was a gimick not sexy at all glad he is gone this lot are much better
I see we’re not going for darker tones … beige, the ceiling seems to be painted beige … I presume this is a new meaning for “vanilla”?
If you wanted to keep Seth in the top, you should have had the other 9 be like that asian twink you featured the other day.
Wow. Just, wow. I guess we ARE policing the borders of whiteness around here.
who is his bf? the last one that i “knew” of owned a gay bar or something and he was fucking hot, like porn star hot
cheyenne jackson is still on the list? does no one else find his eyes a bit too steven buscemi-esge buggy?!
Uh, he came out of the closet this week. It was kind of a big story.
Exactly, Gormster! When George Clooney comes out of the closet (or sucks my dick discreetly behind closed doors), I will gladly add him to The Ten.
Todd Sanfield is pure hotness! And you even get to see his beautiful dick (well, most of it) and meaty arse via the link (let alone the full frontals floating around on the net).
It was a (*cough*) toss-up between Cheyenne, Todd, Fernando and Daniel for me. But Todd won definite 1st place and Fernando 2nd.
I love it when hot models get naked or are willing to show a LOT more!
Anderson coming out of the closet in 2012 is a tad like Lindsay Lohan going to rehab … So coming out of the closet belatedly and when everyone who didn’t seclude themselves in the Marianas Trench is now cause for being considered one of the ten hottest men of the week? And I thought the point of porn was to be picky? LOL
Why doesn’t Anderson show some skin???
You should have kept Ford Andrews in this spot. He’s much hotter!!!!!!
no..
..i concur with your original assertion, D — the viewership here does tend to have terrible taste in men.
or else fornea would have at least ranked 2nd by the end of his run here.
“I can take solace in the fact that you have terrible taste in men” -DewittSo you are saying we have terrible taste in men just because we all don’t like the same people? Really that’s just full of fail right there. If we all liked the same guy, well the lot of us would wind up pretty damn lonely.
We don’t vote to take anyone OFF the list. We vote to keep someone ON the list. (Just thought that should be pointed out to you.)
Seth has a great body and I’ve always loved gingers but I don’t get the not showing his penis uncovered thing. If he’s wiling to be photographed with a wet tank top or briefs clinging to it so it can clearly be seen, why not just do a full frontal. False modesty is a turn off.