The Vatican Dropped 30 Million On A Gay Bathhouse

[Ed. note – The following post might offend you if you’re a devout Catholic. Just sayin’!]

In a case of exquisite-ass timing, it was revealed this week that the Vatican spent around 30 million on an apartment building in Rome that houses one of the biggest gay saunas in Europe – the Europa Multiclub. *chortle* As you’ve probably been reminded ad nauseum, the Vatican is currently trying to choose a new Ms. Pope Universe. They haven’t even gotten to the swimsuit or evening gown competitions yet, and it’s already mired in scandal! This is why the Catholic Church needs to re-think their PR strategy. Shielding pedophiles from prosecution and putting the gay community on blast for wanting equal rights needs to be put on the back burner. They really need to focus on these black marks on their credibility.

Europa features a weekly bear night, along with various rooms that you can get your fuck on with other dudes. We really should look into advertising there. Sponsored by the Vatican AND Manhunt!

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19 thoughts on “The Vatican Dropped 30 Million On A Gay Bathhouse

  1. Nice try, but those beefcake models look about 20 years too old to arouse the attention of a group of priests.

  2. i was brought up Catholic and ran like hell from it when I turned 18 because of its attitude towards gay – so imagine my absolute delight when all the pedophile priest shit hit the fan – and now this? – come on, how much more hypocritical can this institution get? – I say sell off all the art and church property, fire every last one of them and shut the whole thing down – I we’re not the abominations, they are! – and the irony is I was an altar boy and wanted to become a priest at one point in my younger days – dodged a bullet there, didn’t I?

  3. i thought the first promo pic looked familiar ??? check out the link – myspace.com/nakedboyssingingmovie/photos/1300166#{%22ImageId%22%3A1300172}

  4. Ex-Catholics can be remarkably anti-Catholic. Some seek the elimination of the Church. This desire often goes beyond the Church’s teachings. Most priests are decent, conscientious, and faithful Christians. Statistics show that approximately 98% of priests do not abuse children. The percentage of priests who are pedophiles should be zero. It is estimated to be about 2%, approximately the same as the percentage of married men who are pedophiles. Sex abuse of children is more likely to occur in homes and schools than by clergy. The Church is paying a significant price for the sexual abuse of children and the inept way it was handled. Many Catholic dioceses, including the one I’m in, are in bankruptcy. I don’t see how any New Testament Christian can derive enjoyment from the problems in the Church. The need for forgiveness, and the need to give forgiveness, are core beliefs for every believer.

  5. Thanks for the warning but it shouldn’t take being a devout Catholic to be offended by unkind remarks about electing a pope. About one-fourth of Americans claim to be
    Catholics; about 80% of Americans claim to believe in the Bible. When was the last time a MH feature ridiculed Islam?

    It would be tempting to make fun of the apparently pagan beliefs behind sarcastic remarks about the Catholic Church but “Nothing created Everything” doesn’t need much ridicule.

    I’ll be embarrassed and apologize for the Catholic Church buying part of an apartment
    complex that also houses a gay sauna, when pagans apologize for all the mass murder
    and suffering they have caused. They could start with apologizing for Stalin and Mao, and maybe move on to places like Cuba and North Korea.

    “Just sayin”

  6. I was also like you at one time an Alter-boy and thought about becoming a Priest as well. But I turned my back on them when they turned a back on my mother due to her divorce. She refused the annulment because she did not want me considered a bastard child. Yes how they see gay’s rot’s not happy about it but I do not consider any religion a bad thing we all have rights we want to have. How can we hate them and what they want and expect them to accept us and our rights?

  7. Who is gonna apologize for all the murders by the christians in the name of the church? Pagans had nothing to do with Stalin and Mao. They were athiest. Big difference. Get your facts right.

  8. Pagan: anyone who is not a Christian or Jew.

    By almost any definition, atheists are pagans. Atheists are the standout mass murderers of history.

    Pol Pot, a relatively minor mass murderer (estimated death toll: 2 million), outdid anything done in the name of religion.

    The Inquisition: Duration: about 350 years. Estimated death toll: 2000. Victims: all professed Christians — the Inquisition only had jurisdiction over professed Christians.

    There were atrocities on both sides during the Crusades.

    Christians do apologize and ask forgiveness for sins. In 2000, for example, Pope John Paul II made “a sweeping apology for 2,000 years of violence, persecution and blunders” by the Catholic Church. He asked for forgiveness for “sins committed against Jews, heretics, women, Gypsies and native peoples.”

    Any atheist apologies come to mind?

  9. Atheists are not pagans. Pagans beloved in gods. By definition, atheism is the lack of belief in gods. Don’t lump is rational, skeptical atheists in with weird cultish beliefs of religions.

  10. Atheists need not apologize for any atrocity commuted in the name of Atheism. religions however…not so much. No matter when or where there is ALWAYS someone like you who comes along to announce their faith or religion and the apparent “offense” they take to others comments as if that declaration should enough for the rest of us to STFU instead of calling religion out for what it is: a scam and a lie. And like many others, you mistakenly assume all of this is somehow about you. No one is asking YOU to apologize for anything. ALL religions have inflicted pain and death to the people of the world so get the fuck off your own cross. Owning a gay sauna is certainly not the worst thing that church has done. Plenty of people are capable of holding their religion accountable for all the misery it’s caused, and if you can’t bring yourself to at least acknowledge the hypocrisy of the Catholic church in this instance or any other until someone else apologizes first, then you’re an even bigger hypocrite than those dress wearing Mary’s in the Vatican.

  11. No matter when or where there is ALWAYS someone like you who comes along to announce their faith or religion and the apparent “offense” they take to others comments as if that declaration should enough for the rest of us to STFU instead of calling religion out for what it is: a scam and a lie. And like many others, you mistakenly assume all of this is somehow about you. No one is asking YOU to apologize for anything and no one owes YOU one either. ALL religions have inflicted pain and death to the people of the world so get the fuck off your own cross. Owning a gay sauna is certainly not the worst thing that church has done. Plenty of people are capable of holding their religion accountable for all the misery it’s caused, and if you can’t bring yourself to at least acknowledge the hypocrisy of the Catholic church in this instance or any other until someone else apologizes first, then you’re an even bigger hypocrite than those dress wearing Mary’s in the Vatican.

  12. No matter when or where there is ALWAYS someone like you who comes along to announce their faith or religion and the apparent “offense” they take to others comments as if that declaration should enough for the rest of us to STFU instead of calling religion out for what it is: a scam and a lie. And like many others, you mistakenly assume all of this is somehow about you. No one is asking YOU to apologize for anything. ALL religions have inflicted pain and death to the people of the world so get the fuck off your own cross. Owning a gay sauna is certainly not the worst thing that church has done. Plenty of people are capable of holding their religion accountable for all the misery it’s caused, and if you can’t bring yourself to at least acknowledge the hypocrisy of the Catholic church in this instance or any other until someone else apologizes first, then you’re an even bigger hypocrite than those dress wearing Mary’s in the Vatican.

  13. When I was teaching in Lesotho, I was told, by a gay student at the seminary studying to be a Catholic priest, that 80% of the students, and including the Dean of the faculty, jumped into each others beds when it was lights o

  14. Yeah. Christians do ask for forgivness. Seems to be an unending cycle of “Oops! My Bad. Sorry” in christianity. However, paganism does celebrate the spirits of the Mother Earth. Athiest believe there is nothing else. So no. An Atheist in not the same as a Pagan. But in the eyes of most all christians, they are all considered heathens and just a step above and/or equal to demons.

  15. First the Vatican bought part of an apartment complex that also housed a gay sauna. Now you’re saying that the Vatican owns a gay sauna.

    People who call all religion a “scam” and “lie” are playing god, while denying the existence of God. If there were no God there would be no atheists (G K Chesterton).

    (1) God created the Universe; (2) Thou shalt not murder; (3) Thou shalt not steal; (4) Thou shalt not commit adultery; (4) Thou shalt not bear false witness; (5) Love they neighbor; are hardly lies and scams. They are basic to a civil society. Most of Western Civilization, the greatest civilization, is based on the Bible. The Resurrection of Christ is one of the best forensically validated events in history. The thousands of fulfilled prophecies of the Bible prove that it was divinely inspired.

    The vast majority of the pain, death, and other evil inflicted on mankind was caused by anti-Judeo-Christian bigots, especially atheists.

    Christian societies tend to be tolerant, free, and prosperous, and do not tell people to shut up. Societies run by anti-Judeo-Christian bigots tend to silence people and otherwise trash individual liberty.

    When it comes to scams and lies, these take the cake: (1) Nothing created Everything; (2) Life created itself; (3) the Universe is
    an accident; (4) Man is a freak evolutionary accident; (5) play god; (6) pretend there is no God and you won’t be held accountable; (7) you’ll never see your deceased loved ones again; (8) worship the state; and (9) more government means more freedom and prosperity; (10) there is no heaven, hell, or afterlife.

    Question for pagans: What if you’re wrong?
    You could be taking yourself and others toward the Tribulation and a
    crisis eternity.

  16. “The total body count for the ninety years between 1917 and 2007 is approximately 148 million dead at the bloody hands of fifty-two atheists, three times more than all the human beings killed by war, civil war, and individual crime in the entire twentieth century combined. The historical record of collective atheism is thus 182,716 times worse on an annual basis than Christianity’s worst and most infamous misdeed, the Spanish Inquisition. “The Irrational Atheist” by Vox Day

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