Forget about neon colors! You know what's really in fashion this season? I'll give you a few hints. It's a towel! It's a toga! It's a tunic! It's so ultra-absorbent that wet babies can't damage it!
It's the Wearable Towel, the summer equivalent of The Snuggie. If you get one now, you'll have the opportunity to look more foolish getting your paper than you would if you ran out with a sock on your dick. Inventors, what will they think of next?
– Dewitt
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this is actually amazing.
Is this a joke?
I mean, it IS a step-up from terry cloth towel wraps with velcro waist bands, but it seems so much more like hooker-wear.
Could become very popular with the nudist crowd.
Wonder how long it’ll be before it shows up in a porno?!
Easy access and ultra-absorbent!
🙂
Still not sure if this is real or a Towel Day joke.