I am confused! The second season of Where The Bears Are—a web-series that describes itself as “Golden Girls meets Murder She Wrote with big, gay, hairy men”—will soon be upon us on June 10th, and I am not featured in the trailer performing blowjobs or simulating anal sex with a hirsute gentleman or two (or seventeen). It is particularly well-documented that I have a soft spot (no pun intended) for Betty White, Angela Lansbury and big, gay, hairy men. With that in mind, why was I not asked to sexually harass any of the cast members onscreen, or at the very least, act as the on-the-set rimjob assistant?
If you have any information regarding this atrocious and body fascist snub against my skeletal ass, please leave a comment and explain why all bears hate me and want me to die a lonely death without ever having their balls in my face. I will overlook this if I’m invited to make a cameo in season three, in which all three lead characters sleep with me and I write nasty blog posts about their anal abilities (which I’m sure are actually quite great in real life, but I wouldn’t know for sure, since they HATE me and don’t want me to ever lick their buttholes).
– Dewitt
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It would seem that calling oneself a “bear” is an excuse for being obese and ill-kempt. Tattoos of course are a must for these men, the more grotesque the better. Of course there are men that like this sort of thing but to me it is just an excuse for being an utter slob and claiming to be a “bear”. Don’t any of these guys take any pride in themselves ? Then they don the leather gear and watch out as they sashay about lisping like the bunch of queens that they are !
It would seem that calling oneself a “bert33405” is an excuse for being close-minded and a total shithead. Snap-judgments of course are a must for these men, the more grotesque the better. Of course there are men that like this sort of thing but to me it is just an excuse for being an utter asshole and claiming to be a “bert33405”. Don’t any of these guys take any pride in themselves ? Then they don themselves in anonymity and watch out as they sashay about into the comment section bitching like the bunch of queens that they are !
I bet any one of these guys is a far stronger person for having to pit up with bigots like you. Let us see your pictures, that we may be just as harsh, ignorant, and unforgiving.
It is amazing how some members of the LGBT community only seem to feel good about themselves when they are putting others down. Or feel like they are actually impressing others with how caddy they can be.
I was taught as a kid that if you had nothing nice to say about a person it is best to not say anything at all.
You maybe entitled to your hateful and hurtful opinions but it does not mean you have the right to say it in a way that can easily be seen by the ones it will effect.
I do not fit into this category @ all but I still find it very offensive just because they are still part of our community that is always fighting and struggling to be treated better than we are and have been.
The first season made me gag, pass
The show makes me laugh, its not ground breaking or fantastic but a good way to waste a few minutes at work. But to be truthful i like it partly because it doesn’t take itself too serious, and partly because they make fun of themselves and everyone else around, which makes it feel like real people instead of OMG WE ARE THE HOTTEST GUYS EVER.
I do have to say though while everyone has their own cup of tea they like to swallow, why be so fucking shallow.
Fine you don’t like big boys, some of them only like the Twinkies that will soon be brought back to us from the bakeries instead of the 24 year-old that looks like he has yet to hit puberty, or some like leather and cigars while the rest think tattoos and an uncut cock are the grossest things ever, not to mention to arguments to be butch or to shall we say tread lightly in our loafers. We all have a type why dog on those you don’t like…its funny as a community we do this but then get behind causes like EQUALITY(Some days I wonder if they gay community even understands that word if it do not apply to their social circle).
sadly, bert pro’ly never returned to see this, D