What do you do after a long day of f***ing like a
pornstar? Apparently, you chill out with
your little puppy wuppy. I was as surprised
as anyone else that these Alpha dogs would prefer such diminutive pooches. But who wants to chase around a big drooly
mutt when you’ve had some yappy twink slobbering over your c**k all afternoon?
Okay, I’ll admit it: I kind of wish I was Victor Banda’s Pomeranian. If you got to be his bitch, would you really care
that you looked like an electrocuted Furby?
– Andy
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