These Poor Straight Boys Don’t Stand a Chance

Oh, Killian James. WTF are they to do with you?


 

 

Almost done, you guys! I’ve got one last thing to talk about today and then it all belongs to MX. Y’all better do right by him.

And so, in our second to last chance to talk about stuff, I wanna tell you about Killian James. That kid has a reputation that surpasses even that of Billy Santoro, IMO. He’s sassy and sarcastic and isn’t afraid to fight back (even when it’s about really really dumb stuff that he should really know better than to touch). And he catches a lot of shit for that. He’s also got some ideas about safe sex and sex work that he’s not shy about sharing.

But, even through his contract debacles and studio hopping over the last few years, KJ has proven that he’s good at what he does. Whether you like him or not, it’s fun to watch him fuck. He always seems to be enjoying himself, and even more than that, he always seems to be enjoying his scene partners.

Such is the case with Icon Male‘s Straight Boy Seductions (Volume 3) (because it’s Icon Male and so everything has 400 episodes/volumes):

 

Sweet faced Killian James meets up with straight boy Roman Todd for a secret afternoon tryst, these boys want it bad. They want that hard cock dick sucking. Watch as Roman pounds Killian’s hot, tight round ass and shoots his load all over the dick-crazed power bottom. Nothing better than straight men switching to a manhole fucking frenzy!

 

Oh! That was a lot of bad copywriting (hard cock dick sucking?), but ok.

 

 

 

While this scene starts out like the scene of a carbon monoxide leak, just at the point that everyone is becoming very, very sleepy, Killian manages to grab hold of Roman Todd (our supposed straight boy, about to be seduced) and remind us why studios keep paying him to do this. I, personally, love watching Killian top (or – let’s be honest, it’s me – just jack off) but he is a superb (and award-winning, if I’m not mistaken) bottom as well, and he really gives it up here, bouncing on Roman like it’s his actual, tax-paying job.

 

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Killian is a friend of mine, and while I definitely don’t approve of all of his shenanigans, I have exceptionally high hopes for him as an adult entertainer, should he choose to continue to do this for a few more years. He has the makings of a performer with the legs to go for miles, if he wants. I believe it’s still early days for his career – whether he thinks so or not – and nobody’s seen what he can really do yet.

 

Whatever his adventures are, I’ll be sitting here watching, like all of you guys.

 

– tyler

 

4 thoughts on “These Poor Straight Boys Don’t Stand a Chance

  1. Well farewell Tyler, I’ll miss you here (even though I’m following your blog) and your ability to raise a laugh and a boner.

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