This Cute Naked Guy On Tumblr Stole My Drag Name.

Adam Hantzis, also known as Louvel, is a self-proclaimed kinky, nerdy and flirty queer musician. He popped up in my personal inbox when a friend, who recognizes my strange obsession with Angela Lansbury, alerted me to the existence of a person on Tumblr with the name “jbfelcher“. You see, Lansbury’s character on Murder She Wrote sells mystery novels under the name J.B. Fletcher, and felching is a graphic sexual activity that some gay men get into! Hilarious, right?

WRONG.

I have stated over and over again that if I ever did drag, I would perform under the name J.B. Felcher. Now, realistically, there’s no possibility that I would ever do drag. I loathe having makeup on my face, I hate shaving my facial hair, and I would fall on my face if I ever tried to wear heels. To put it bluntly, I would need some serious RuPaul’s Drag U coaching to ever make it happen, and very likely, the results wouldn’t be pretty… But it’s the principle of the matter!

Alas, despite my best attempts to stay mad at Hantzis, I just couldn’t hold onto our torrential feud when I heard him sing. His Alabastor Boy EP from July 2012 is quite good, and it appears that he has another project coming out soon… Oh, and did I mention that he looks really good naked? He could apologize for stealing my drag name by sticking his butt in my face. Just putting it out there, in case he’d be interested in doing such a thing.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: jbfelcher

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