Seriously. Simon here is currently featured on Gay Bachelor Blog. He’s originally from Dublin, Ireland and has lived in London for the past seven years. And he’s looking for love. If a guy who looks like this is still looking for love …what hope does everyone else have? Look at the body! Look at the face! Maybe he’s evil. Or his listed present occupation of “performing artist” means that he’s actually a hitman. What’s wrong with this picture? (Very little.)
– J. Harvey
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A smile might help.
I agree with ski, I think a smile would help him. Hot man, but he just doesn’t seem approachable if he’s focusing so much on trying to look good.
He’d surely be a good lay, but “performing artist” doesn’t scream dating material. I’m not looking to support somebody financially.
Damn hot.
and lest we forget, a pretty face and/or hot body does NOT guarantee suitors clamoring to date him. It’s a tired cliche, just saying.
brb, buying a ticket to London. He can not smile at me all he wants.
Let’s not forget a lot of men are single by choice. They have no interest in settling down and he could be that type of man. Still obnoxiously hot!!!
I agree with JVC, my boyfriend is super hot, but didn’t want a serious relationship until he was 39. Glad that I met him at the right time.
so i am single too
You can lust for the body but it’s the soul that you fall in love with 🙂
He looks like he could use an attitude adjustment, if he wants a man of quality/good character to want to be close to him. I’m just sayin 😉
A smile sure would not hurt!
I think i’m a nice looking boy, I’m pretty together and adjusted, but no bf to be seen, sometimes I think you have to a super model just to get a date, or perhaps, I also have a theory that sometimes the good looking boys get overlooked because others are scared of rejection…maybe?
maybe his problem is finding a guy who isnt just into him for his looks? my ex had that prob. seemed like people only wanted him as a trophy to show off and werent truly into him as a person or were all that compatible. i’m less than attaractive so i have the people who don’t want an awesome guy cuz he isnt perfect lookin.. both ends of the spectrum suck
One word WOOF!
What a grim face – I can’t overlook the countenace.
Not sure how a guy like this is single either…maybe he’s too picky.
Or an asshole.
Yup, single. I guess it’s “art”. Yawn.
*pant*
yes. please.
@ JVC and Eddie R.
In this instance your very legitimate comment are a bit off point given the fact that in the introduction we were told that he’s featured on Gay Bachelor Blog. This implies that he’s not single by choice.
To everybody else who are saying that “A smile would help” I’d like to say that you are probably right but not everybody walks around smiling for no reason whatsoever.
I hardly have any pictures posing with a smile plastered all over my face, and when I’m out people usually assume that I’m bored or irritated just because I am not a master of the art of smiling, simpering and flattering people I don’t know and probably will never see again. That however doesn’t then mean that I’m arrogant, “stuck-up” or overly impressed by my own importance or “attractiveness”. All it really means is that I’m painfully shy and therefore socially awkward.
sexy confident handsome
erotically built with a nice hairline
it’s only a question of time.
the smile – it wasn’t a smile photoshoot.
It was a smouldering sex photoshoot.
We all have dry periods, periods of looking sexy and feeling sexy and not attracting anyone for days, weeks or months. Sometimes years. I think everyone overanalyzes things. He’s going to be fine, we’re all going to be fine.
And when we are ready – it happens. It’s timing. You can’t hurray love … !!!!
Well if he’s single, rest assured that it is NOT because of his looks. It rarely is really.
I agree with some of the others who’ve posted here. based on some of the comments a lot of you wouldn’t approach him. I lot a gorgeous guys are in the same situation because guys won’t approach them due to a lack of confidence and the thought of being rejected by such a good looking man.
I have a few friends like that. We’ll talk about guy and how they look and they would say he’s not my type or he’s more your type than mine and they would go for guys with more average looks.
It’s kinda like if you’re stunningly handsome and a hott and sexxxy man you’re intiminating.
He still has to have a personality. These pix may not tell his story. Being Irish I’d try to have a drink with him, and wouldn’t let him outta bed until the next morning.
i want him
Hot damn! More of him, please.
Hell no not cute and too pale !
Simon is one my faves on the site! He really a lovely chap with an adventurous side. Thanks for the blurb!
I smile 🙂 they just didnt put up any smiley pics from my profile for some reason. Thanks for all your kind words, very flattered! Simon x
@vorenus18 That’s the gays for you…if you aren’t between 18-29 and drop-dead handsome with a killer body, no one wants you. Gays are meant to be single, not in relationships due to their own doing.
muito bom
WOW! You’re beautiful Bud! Feel free to move to EMpangeni anytime. 🙂
All I can think about is what a cute accent he must have!
I’ve known Simon for 11 years and he’s one of the sweetest and funniest guys ever, not the soulless asshole in need of an attitude adjustment people seem to think he is coz they’ve yet to see him smile. God, people can be so judgy when they’re complaining about how judgy everybody is
I could wake up to that on a regular basis…and fall asleep with him in my pit as well…..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yes he’s handsome, but looks are only skin deep, I’m single through choice, I enjoy being single. I have my own space, create my own mess, do what I want when I want to. BUT I’m not good looking just an average gay guy who Is getting closer and closer to 50years old!!!(next year). Guys who I meet don’t believe my age, maybe they are being sincere, kind or they just want a quick fuck??? Maybe he’ll meet his prince charming who knows, he shouldn’t worry about being single. Maybe he tries to hard, comes on to strong??? Only time will tell.
You mention about approaching good looking guys, well I messaged one and the reply I got was very rude and nasty! Good looking guys from experience and not just from the one I’ve mentioned come across as stuck up arrogant ass holes, who know they’ve got something and take the piss out of a guy who is NORMAL!!!!!!!!! If I’ve offended any of you I do apologise but guys look at yourself, don’t you think that if a NORMAL guy comes and says “hi” he’s paying you a compliment and give him the time of day to say thanks. Gay society is cruel, self-centered, slightly bent sometimes on self destruction but hey we’re here, we’re queer!(not heard that before!!!) so lets live and let live.
Oh and Simon you are hot you will find someone just take it easy…..
Manhunt my bill for this weeks therapy session is in the post……..
Perhaps he is not smiling because the photographer who ( generally ) controls the shoot and BTW is probably getting a SHIT load money does not want him 2 …… But will agree a 🙂 or 2 🙂 🙂 never hurts
OR instead of say “Ooo… maybe he should be more approachable”, we as gays need to realize we have this horrible tendency to equate “love” to “Ooo, he’s hot and I wanna fuck him.” Think about that. A big majority of the gay population are a bunch of self centered, shallow twats. And it’s a no wonder a lot of us end up being alone and dying alone. Ugly OR good looking.
It’s all about the character. And you get nothing of his true Character from a set of PROFESSIONAL photos. Like has been said, he looks how the photographer wants him to look.
He is “doable”, but what is up with the frown in every pic? Does he have bad teeth?
Triolet
Hey Simon…On my next trip to London how and where would I look you up. I would have no problem playing with you. Especially if you like milk chocolate
What’s wrong with being single? Maybe he prefers it that way. Heaven knows I do.
Sheesh… Told you before, i smile all the time, they just didnt pick any smiley pictures from my profile to post on this article for some reason. My teeth are just fine 🙂 . Im a nice guy, surprised how presumptious people can be … im comfortable being single but am looking fora guy at the moment to be with properly, just haven’t met a guy that i ‘click’ enough with yet to pursue, im sure you can relate. Its happened before so it’ll happen again, and if it doesn’t, well at least i was lucky for it to happen to me at all in the past 🙂