This dude messaged us on Facebook with a link to his end of the world theme. He also sent us a link to his Christmas vid last month, mentioning how he thinks we can help him become a viral superstar.
His “song” is about his plan to gather all the gays on a boat and sail away to avoid the end of the world today. You will pray for that ship to meet an iceberg after watching these videos. Oh my god, these are awful. They’re a hate crime against people with eyes and ears. It’s this whore in front of a green screen, auto tuning himself to hell and back. I don’t even want to fuck him because his videos are so dreadful. And don’t get it twisted. This is not a “so bad it’s good” situation. This is ponderous trash by a nimrod hungry for Internet fame. He’d probably let a biker gang run a train on his great-grandmother for 50 more views.
Dewitt’s feelings on the matter?
So why am I posting them? I want all of you to suffer as I have suffered. Cuz’ I’m a huge bitch and the holidays make me cranky. Also, I’m posting these because I’m hoping they will trigger the end of the world because the planet deserves to detonate if this is what’s being served up by its inhabitants.
– J. Harvey
Pray for death before Following the BREAK:
Sweet Jesus…. kill me.. made it 33 seconds and I was done….
Sweet Jesus…. kill me.. made it 33 seconds and I was done….
Sweet Jesus…. kill me.. made it 33 seconds and I was done….
That was not good. That poor little kitten he was holding. It had to listen without auto tune too.
That was not good. That poor little kitten he was holding. It had to listen without auto tune too.
That was not good. That poor little kitten he was holding. It had to listen without auto tune too.
He could have a career in porn so long as he had a cock constantly in his mouth so he cant talk or sing… actually… scratch that, his moans are probably autotuned too
Well, after seeing the second video for about 22 seconds, I can understand why he auto-tuned the first one. In the first line, he had two very flat notes. This is the problem with social media… everyone thinks they can be a star just beause they have ambition… umm… no… you need a little thing called T.A.L.E.N.T. Auto-tuning doesn’t mask the fact that you have zero talent. All these same wannabes say that older stars, like Madonna as a prime example, can’t sing, and yet she’s 1000 times more talented than this guy and Ke$ha and all these other auto-tuned “celebrities”. Come on… get real.
Well, after seeing the second video for about 22 seconds, I can understand why he auto-tuned the first one. In the first line, he had two very flat notes. This is the problem with social media… everyone thinks they can be a star just beause they have ambition… umm… no… you need a little thing called T.A.L.E.N.T. Auto-tuning doesn’t mask the fact that you have zero talent. All these same wannabes say that older stars, like Madonna as a prime example, can’t sing, and yet she’s 1000 times more talented than this guy and Ke$ha and all these other auto-tuned “celebrities”. Come on… get real.
Where is Simon Cowell when you really need him?
I thought y’all were being overly bitchy… Then I actually watched about 15 seconds. #yeahnevermind
Actually, it’s weird that I’m defending her, but Ke$ha has a decent voice. She did a “deconstructed” EP where she sang her songs acoustic (including a cover of Dolly Parton), and it was better than anyone could have ever expected… I think she just uses Auto-Tune for effect?
Ya know… I don’t have any right to say whether anyone can sing or not. I’m not fond of this video because it’s overly sensual with the staring at the camera and the overly blatant sexual references… no innuendos, just begging for sex.
Guys are more attractive with a little coyness. Over playing to the camera can backfire. The hottest guys are those that act like they don’t know they’re hot. Am I right?
I actually don’t mind one of Ke$ha’s new songs, “Die Young”… I told my bf that I was in shock that it was actually sort-of good. Maybe she’s evolving.
Ke$ha can do no wrong… Ever. That woman is a genius.
Ke$ha can do no wrong… Ever. That woman is a genius.
Ke$ha can do no wrong… Ever. That woman is a genius.
Another twink that wants to be Davey Wavey.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
That goes for all senses involved. Perhaps if he decided to do drag he could feign some talent. Lip syncing would be a better way for him to go. I have never cared for effeminate twinks attempting to copy amateur sex kittens .
best way to shut the cute twink up…my 8 inch cock in his mouth…ur welcum
best way to shut the cute twink up…my 8 inch cock in his mouth…ur welcum
best way to shut the cute twink up…my 8 inch cock in his mouth…ur welcum
So is this boat like a secret flying spaceship because I don’t think it’s just the landmasses that are ending. On a positive note, good on him for putting his “magic” out there. Perhaps next year he can make it into the next “we destroyed the world” video with the other hot messes.
So is this boat like a secret flying spaceship because I don’t think it’s just the landmasses that are ending. On a positive note, good on him for putting his “magic” out there. Perhaps next year he can make it into the next “we destroyed the world” video with the other hot messes.
i think youre all be way overly critical. i envy him that he can put himself out there like this. thats pretty much all there is to be envious about…but he shouldnt give up!
i think youre all be way overly critical. i envy him that he can put himself out there like this. thats pretty much all there is to be envious about…but he shouldnt give up!
It isn’t that he can’t sing, because he sings alright. It’s that he’s hard to watch and is blatantly doing just what he’s doing. Trying to become notorious or famous through viral social media. Unfortunately it doesn’t move or go anywhere. It’s just some guy watching you watch him through the camera.
KILL IT! KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
KILL IT! KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
they aren’t so bad if you mute them, frankly i’d like to see the xtube version, and i’d screw his brains out, as long as i could gag him first
the guy figured, “if i’m going down, i’m taking the rest of you with me.
“by destroying your eardrums.”