This Never Happens To ME When I Have Blue Balls…

Fun fact! If you have blue balls at the Fraternity X house, your roommates magically appear and drill you like a little bitch! Meanwhile, if you have blue balls outside of the Fraternity X house, you sit around masturbating to scenes from Fraternity X, wishing your life involved spontaneous tag-team fucks and roommates you’d actually want to have sex with.

::sigh::

Why can’t real life be more like Fraternity X? The next time I’m jerking off alone in my bedroom, I demand that the universe send me two cum-filled muscular jocks with no concern for the state of my butthole. I demand it!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Fraternity X

Click through to watch Angelo get stuffed HARD:

13 thoughts on “This Never Happens To ME When I Have Blue Balls…

  1. I don;t like or approve of bare-back sex. I’m old enough to remember how many thousands it kiilled.

  2. The top dude looks a little old to me to be in college, what school is it, Porn U??

  3. So don’t do it. I don’t approve of anchovies, but don’t preach against it to those who do.

  4. What a ridiculous ane trivializing analogy–as if anchovies might potentially lead to an incurable and liffe-altering disease.

  5. Blah blah bareback: it’s called the way that HIV is primarily transmitted. The possibility that the semen in those pics has HIV in it–and that possibility exists–makes this scene a fucking turn off.

  6. Why do you comment on every bareback post? They are not going to stop posting bareback scenes and everyone already knows how you feel about it.

  7. KEEP POSTING BAREBACK PLEASE…..LOVE IT……AND LIKE OTHERS SAY, IT’S NOT ME TAKING IT, SO IT’S ALL FANTASY!!!!!!

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