I just CAN’T with this Katy Perry bitch and her new single “Roar”. How is she gonna come out with some RATCHET Sara Bareilles knockoff and expect us to lap up her poon juices like we’re some sex-crazed kittens? FUCK NO! Ms. Boulangerié Knowles does not and never WILL get down like that, and I am personally offended that this Lisa Frank motherfucker thinks she can get away with this. “Roar” is the musical equivalent of Katy Perry doing THIS to my eardrums:
I’m sorry I’m NOT sorry for exposing you to that graphic visual. There were just so many WHACK clichés thrown into my face, I can’t even think to have the decency that you might not want to see this shit on a Monday morning… But you know fucking WHAT? That’s how I felt when I was twerking to Drake in my living room and some basic BITCH named “Stefani Germanotta” sent me a link to the leaked version of this mess.
I JUST CAN’T.
Listen to this DUMB-ASS “song” and regret your decisions in life below:
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I’ve been raping my repeat button because of this song. LOVE IT! Katy Perry is so hot.
Speaking of rape…these gifs are traumatizing especially that last one. He needs Jesus and probably rectal reconstructive surgery.
Oh Gawd. Puke in my mouth. This song is terrible.
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*breathe*
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So damned true…and even funnier as fisting is even referenced in the video highlighted in the attached!
OMG!!! i think i saw the foot thats in the guy making a bulge near the crotch!! :O the gifs are traumatizing 😛
Yeah, it’s very similar to “Brave,” I think everyone has noticed that. But what song isn’t about empowering people to step up and be heard? I think it’s what people need these days, and that’s why these songs keep selling. And it has the same repetitive A# chord, so I can understand why it would be considered a “rip off.” I happen to love both Sara and Katy, and also happen to love both of these songs. They both make me smile, and they’re both catchy as hell. Katy is a POP artist; I don’t think she’s claiming to change the face of music with groundbreaking chord progressions and lyrics. Think about her target audience: even over the gays, it’s young women. They love this stuff. So sure, call me a teenage-girl for liking it, but she got my $1.29 and about 30 listens in the past hour.
Now if we really want to talk about a train wreck, how about Lady Gaga’s “Applause”?
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I love Katy Perry. I love this song. I DO NOT love fisting!
Like Katy Perry not crazy about the song and Dewitt your butthole could use a little down time if you know what I mean LOL !!!
LOL that last pic gives a whole new meaning to phrase STEPPING IN SOME SHIT !!!
I hope he clipped his toenails first…oh my stars!
Do I smell some Lady Gaga bias here? I love Gaga but Roar is hell catchier than Applause and will dominate the charts in the weeks ahead. Katy has mastered the pop concoction.
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