Twinks… In… Shoorrrrrtsss…
Cutting a trailer for porns is tricky. You don’t have the full length of an actual movie to use all the best parts and make something as exciting and sexy and interesting as this Deadpool trailer. You don’t have the charming mugging of Ryan Reynolds (like in this Deadpool trailer) to sell your product. And you often don’t have the time and budget of something like – say – Deadpool, with which to create your 2 minute masterpiece.
So sometimes, porn studios just show you the whole thing, but with all the boring parts chopped out. Like in this Twinks in Shorts clip we’re about to watch. Sidebar – I can’t actually type, think, or say Twinks in Shorts without starting to sing this Maya Rudolph song from Gays in Space on SNL (just skip to 4:22 or so – the sketch is pretty terrible):
So now that I’ve gotten that, and my Deadpool endorsements out of my system (seriously – how would I not love a movie with this poster/tagline combination. I’m so fucking excited), let’s watch this entire Twinks in Shorts scene in the 1:02 “teaser:”
Like… it’s hard to imagine we didn’t just see EVERYTHING right there. But maybe I’m wrong. Here’s a list of my immediate thoughts while I was watching this:
– This is a bad name for a site.
– Why is he showering with the door open and no shower curtain?
– Wait. Why is he showering in his underwear?
– I’m not that into this.
– Where does TiS come from? That’s definitely not English.
– Well no, maybe I’m into this. That IS a pretty cool dick.
– Wow, his butt is bouncy! Wow!
– Ok no… I’m sort of into this. I would like to play with that butt.
– Well things are starting to happen in my pants.
– And now they’re doing one of my favorite things to do/have done/watch – the ol’ reacharound. Seriously. I have so many xtube vids saved of just awesome reach around handjobs. I don’t know if that counts as a fetish but it’s one of my top tier things. Inexplicable.
– Ok well they show him cum but I sill want to see more. Fuck.
Summary: FINE! FINE. It worked, ok? You showed the entire scene in this “teaser” and it worked and now I want to know more. Where do I sign?
– tyler
Can’t remember the last time I had soapy sex in the shower like that and yes I know pathetic it has been that long!
Soapy is complicated. I kept yelling at him not to put that thing in his mouth cause it was covered with soap!
LMAO but slip sliding up and down that ass crack all soaped up is heaven for both!