Those Bright Blue Eyes Make Me Wanna Jizz On Your Beard.

The title of this post is also the title of my next single (which reminds me that I dropped a surprise album last month and never told any of you, because well, that would have just been far too self-promotional and completely unnecessary). In other news, I’d also really like to jizz on this guy from Madrid’s beard.

He’s fucking adorable, and you can find him on Manhunt under the name zampaunicornios. The headline of his profile translates to “hunting unicorns”, which only manages to make him even more adorable, as long as he’s not hunting them to drink their blood like Voldemort… Oh, and can we talk about that banana phone picture? Because it made me fall in love.

– Dewitt

Check out additional pictures of Manhunt member zampaunicornios below:

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Head over here to view his full profile or send him a message.

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