Is it wrong to write such salacious things about Daniel Radcliffe, after everything he’s done for the LGBT community? If the answer to that question is “yes”, then I apologize for offending your frail, sensitive soul. However, if you’d like to join me in objectifying the former Harry Potter star, you’re welcome to fantasize about what his tongue would feel like up your butt. Do you think they taught Art of Magical Rimjobs at Hogwarts? I do.
– Dewitt
Click through to see three ways Harry Potter could eat your ass:
The first person to make a “parseltongue” joke wins a blowjob.
So many jokes. Can’t… Pick… One… =P
I think pic 3 represents a new way of spooning
Oh wow, let’s take a straight guy and make 3 gay wishes on him. Can’t wait until Dewitt graduates from high school and goes to college and they have to hire a new writer. (now awaiting snarky reply followed by deletion of my comment)
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Is his head too big or his body too small?
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aren’t all rimjobs magical?
I love the guy, i want to fuck the guy, but those 2 last pictures grossed me out a little bit…
Give Dewitt a break…you’d be a miserable douche too if the only job you’re good for is writing blog entries about MH advertisers…I’m sure his parents are proud.
Whatever happened to having a little fun?
It’s possibly horrid of me, but I have to point out he only knew parseltongue thanks to Riddle…..so in the sexual context that kinda creeps me out. But he could tongue any part of me he wanted and I’d have a whole parsel of fun. (the misspelling is deliberate.)
BLASPHEMER!!! Dewitt is gonna Avada Kedavra you soooooo hard.
Damn, I cant roll my tongue one time let alone three times. I would love to feel it on my hole.
He is a very handsome man, straight or gay I’d be his friend.
Actually, beefmtr, I quite enjoy my life! I appreciate your concern, though.
Okay, the last pic is a little WTF? I didn’t know tongues could do that and of course I wonder how it would feel to have him eat my ass using that technique. I’m gonna guess that chicks went wild for those pics.
When you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps is the one you hit.
I’d rather eat his ass
So, this is the real reason for the Native Americans saying,”White man speaks with fork tongue”.
that is so fucking hot, he could toungue my ass forever and then pull out his uncut cock and fuck me until we both cum