Tim Tebow Is Aware Of His Sexy

Don’t lie and say he’s not a sexy bitch, but dude is aware of his appearance which is kinda blechy. Christ warrior Tim Tebow debuted with the New York Jets at their first public training, and gave everyone a few thrillies by running topless in the rain. What kinda slo-mo Baywatch moment was happening in this girl’s head? His teammates must have been shaking their heads and thinking “this bitch…”

The weird thing is that he wouldn’t even appear in his skivvies for his Jockey underwear ads, but he’s all set with running wet n’ wild for the sports photographer’s cams. If Timmy had a long mane of hair, you know he’d be flipping it around just to cause even more boners. Tease.

– J. Harvey

Check out a slideshow of Tim Tebow’s rain-soaked run after the BREAK:

21 thoughts on “Tim Tebow Is Aware Of His Sexy

  1. I guess i’ll be the minority here, I dig his body but not that attracted to his face. Not a fan of the neckbeard. Makes him look like he doesnt have a jaw lol

  2. Not diggin’ the beard too much…and wonder if he is actually trying to look like Christ.  Is it my imagination, or does that spiky hair resemble a crown of thorns?

  3. I’m glad I’m not the only one that doesn’t find him all that hot. Nice arms, but the rest, not all that and a bag of chips.

  4. Eeeeh I’m with most people here he’s not that great looking.
    What the hell is with the neck beard becoming popular? It looks really gross.

  5. He’s definitely a butter face for me, and his holier than thou bs is a total turn off as well. More for the rest of y’all if you dig him. 

  6. He needs to be taken to the Smithsonian so they can run some tests on him.  He may be the last surviving Neandrathal.  The body is rocking but that face is questing for fire.

  7. When a virgin graduates from the University of Florida, a brick falls from Century Tower. This summer, I was in Gainesville, and the tower was in pristine condition. So, Tim lies like rug. He’s also unmarried. Hmmm…I’ll give him about 15 years. Then, he’ll come out of the closet!

  8. I agree, Juan. The whole virgin but straight thing in the midst of thousands of available, horny cheerleaders doesn’t make any sense. I hid behind religion for years just like many others.

  9. He doesn’t have his chest shaved and waxed like he normally does (well, it might be manscaped).  Maybe he’s not a closet case after all and is really straight.

  10. I just find him to be a total turn off in every humanly possible way. Nothing about him is attractive.

  11. THIS FUCKING STR8 HOMOPHOBE??? LET HIM PREACH WITH ALL THE FUCKING BAPTISTS..

    GIVE ME A MORE TOLARANT GUY….

    TOM BRADY
    MAKR SANCHEZ

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