Today’s Ass Shaker: Cakes Da Killa’s “Goodie Goodies”

Here’s why I became a Cakes Da Killa fan after seeing the video for “Goodie Goodies” (below):

1) The Billie Holiday homage. You can’t go wrong with her as your stylistic inspiration.

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2) He serves a lot of ASS in this video. Videos need way more ASS.

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3. I bobbed my head as I enjoyed his slutty homosexual lyrics:

Oh, no time for wasting,
The Cakes come through, I’m straight ridin’ faces
Baby lose the top and untie them laces
Remove the jockstrap before I lose my patience!

4. Cakes Da Killa is fucking cute.

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5. I wanted to show Dewitt that I could write about a gay rapper without mentioning LE1F, Mykki Blanco, and Zebra Katz. I won’t fall for pop culture trending and lump these bitches together! Fuck, wait… 🙁

Dewitt writes really thoughtful posts about music. I give you a laundry list for what makes my dick twitch. I’m the Perez Hilton to his Susan Sontag. Yes, I chose her name out of a hat (i.e. Google search).

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