Tom Hardy Backpedals, Still Hot

One year ago, Inception and Warrior star (and hot, pillow-lipped fuckstick) Tom Hardy was all open about messing around with dudes. He wrote it off as being typical of the actor’s lifestyle. And we all felt the satisfaction as he basically confirmed what we’ve known all along – every male celebrity has sucked a cock. But alas, seeing as his star has gone supernova (he’s playing the villain in next summer’s Batman movie), this bitch is getting all defensive about his earlier words. Because you can’t have a rough n’ tough matinee idol who’s sat on a cock. It just won’t do. Check it:

“I don’t regret anything I’ve ever said It’s just a shame things are misconstrued and I don’t get the opportunity to explain… I have never put my penis in a man… I’ve never had a cock in my arse, and I have no fucking desire for it. If that’s what you like, cool. But it doesn’t do it for me.”

And his previous statement (comparison courtesy of Queerty)?

“Of course I have [had sexual relations with other men]. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. ‘I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.”

Ok, the shoes thing was weird. So Tom Hardy was merely exaggerating a year ago and never had a dick in his ass or Tom Hardy’s had a dick in his ass but doesn’t want to talk about it anymore because it could mess with his career?

– J. Harvey

Some pics of Tom after the JUMP:

409 thoughts on “Tom Hardy Backpedals, Still Hot

  1. Tom Hardy fucked up. Who the hell was is publicist?

    Can’t wait for the first “hard”-y jokes to start.

  2. stupid boy. so hot, but what he said before did no harm. this destroyed him to me – especially seeing as i was at drama school with tom and i can categorically say he is a fucking liar

  3. Not that I agree with him, cause I think he’s full of shit, but in his defense, his movie star career is still in its early stages and I understand him not wanting to push the envelope too far too fast if he’s looking to break into the stages of the $20-million-a-picture superstar.

    I’m waiting for the day when a big, established movie star finally comes out.  I think there’s going to be a huge scandal for 5 minutes, and then nobody’s going to care.  We’re already seeing more and more openly gay male TV stars, often playing straight characters, and viewers are totally accepting.  The time is just about right for a box office superstar to do the same.  And from then on it’s going to be a non-issue and our kids will find the concept of “coming out” totally foreign since they’ll be used to people just being who they are from the beginning.

  4. next he will say he hasnt had a nose job, and the bump on his nose which vanished before he did inception was just “misconstrued”

  5. see pic 1 compared to pic 3 and you will see nose job evidence.

    see my arsehole and you will see “ive never had my penis in a man” lie evidence too

  6. Obviously his agent sense Oscar chance or some bigger lead role prospect, and told him to back pedal his ass back to the ‘straight and narrow’. Nobody wants their commission get capped by the velvet ceiling. When Tom Hardy’s career cool off and need publicity, he’ll be all devil-may-care again. Nothing new to see, really.

  7. Unless I can’t read, I see no mention in the 1st statement that he made, whether he HAD or HAD NOT fucked or been fucked. After all, there is a world of other things he could have done with other guys that he does not deny.
    Is it really so important to know WHAT he has done. This fetish that some guys have with exposing others – particularly anyone who has a chance at real fame – is so gay and really queer, and most sadly, demeaning to other decent minded gay guys.
    Sorry, Michal, dear, [who?? MichaEl Someone, perhaps!??] You come over as bitter and twisted. Has fame passed you by? Did HE forget your name? or pass you by at drama school? But as you can catagorically claim him to be a liar, I assume you have irrifutable evidence to support your claim.

  8. cock sukin’ sissy bitch …he sucks, fucks and is NOW it’s ” a shame things are misconstrued “…pass on his movies till he fesses up…he started this shit…man up punk bitch or kiss ur movie “career” good bye…

  9. He should recall his gay history and the lesson Donna Summer learned the hard way.  The gays giveth and the gays taketh away.

  10. It’s his life. His choice. If he wants to deny it, no skin off my nose. I’ll most definitely go see his movies. My seven bucks is not going to make any difference. And face it. Gay men are not going to give up a chance (if he’s their type) to see a hot looking man in a movie. It would take a hell of a lot of gay men refusing to go see his movies to make him rethink his position. That’s just not going to happen.

  11. Typical, he’s probably been told by his agent or the studio to re-tract his earlier words. These days who cares! Now that he’s made a new statement it’s a case of who shouts loudest has something to hide don’t you think????
    Get a grip be a man YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE, BE WHO YOU ARE NOT SOME PATHETIC GUY WHO SUDDENLY REALISES THAT HIS CARRER MAY PLUMET TO THE DEPTHS BECAUSE OF TELLING THE TRUTH!

  12. I totally agree with you!!  I mean when each individual person comes out is completely and totally up to them!!  Nobody has the right to tell you that you are not proud of who you are bc you do not want to totally nose dive a career that hasn’t even begun yet.

  13. Sexual encounters =/= Intercourse. His first statement said he’s been sexual with other men, and his later one said he hasn’t had full blown sex. Seems people misunderstood him and thought he had full on gay sex, despite him stated he’s only had sexual encounters. It makes sense. People who are whining over this have nothing better to do with their lives.

  14. Understandable that he’d backpedal a bit.  After all woman find him hot too.  If he were to admit bisexuality, he would surely lose the female contingency.  Not good for a sexy leading man in Hollywood — despite the fact that it’s 2012!  Gay is still a minority and not liked — especially gay men.  Nobody cares if a female is lesbian.

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