George Michael is a mess. But he’s a mess who has hung in there, and can not find one fuck to give you. He’s been busted in public bathrooms and various patches of shrubbery for trying to suck off cops, he’s passed out from pills while driving, and he recently survived a serious bout with pneumonia. Also, he somehow made it past this song (choose life, bitch). He’s a survivor!
His new “anniversary” single, “White Light”, dropped this week. George noted in the press that 6/29 marked 30 years since his former band WHAM’s first single (“Wham Rap”) debuted in the British charts.
I’m not in love with the weak-sounding dance track that is “White Light”, but the lyrics are pretty interesting. Besides referencing his own recent brush with death, I’m pretty sure he’s mourning Whitney Houston with the line “maybe she just wanted to be free”.
So, as we do with gay celebs in the news, do we think George gives or receives? No matter what position he takes on the matter, we are highly jealous if he’s still doing it with this guy.
– J. Harvey
Check out “White Light” and let us know if you think George Michael is a top or bottom after the JUMP:
Okay, so I get what a ‘total top’ & ‘total bottom’ is. Can someone explain the difference between a ‘versatile top’ & ‘versatile bottom’? Also, what is a ‘switch’? I would think if you are not a total top or total bottom, everything else would fall in one category.
Versatile top/bottom is dependent on their preference.
They like to top, however they will bottom at times thus making them versatile in a sense.
Switch maybe they just anal retentively (no pun intended) switch every night?
Unsure if I’m wrong about any of this don’t blame me since I’m technically a virgin.
I’d say total bottom, but I don’t care much about that “serious battle with pneumonia”?
Has it been said he has HIV/AIDS? I remember watching Grey’s Anatomy and it used to be known as G.R.I.D
Switch goes both ways!
That has to be the worst song I have ever heard.
garyjm56…there are worse songs….branch out a bit
also…i doubt it was about whitney, more likely it was about Any Winehouse
He flat out says he is not a fan of the week dance track, but honestly it feels very late 90’s club song. I think the lyrics are fine, but maybe give it a different angle on the music. instead of playing to the club scene try hitting it with maybe a more alternative sound.
There’s something wrong with the poll. I picked total bottom and when I view the results that’s not even an option.
@124da3f8ed58e6eacc204e8739e81e30:disqus: Same here … poll does not show “total bottom” ! Have you seen his bf … even I would be happy to bottom for him 🙂
Ok J Harvey – I think it is time for a poll. You’ve read a lot of feedback from many of us gay guys that find this Top/Bottom a bit sophomoric and doesn’t do anything to advance our equality agenda. Porn stars would be one thing (duh) but public figures should just be left alone.
Fantasize all you want EVERYONE, but it just makes us as a community look superficial and judgmental. Privacy is a great thing for supporting fantasies. 🙂
…one man’s opinion anyway,
fuck agendas, try to have some fun once and a while
Vers bottom to me means you bottom mainly but you will shove it in if so desired same with Vers top mainly top but will occasionally bottom switch to me is you get slammed then you poke your partner thus switching or flip fucking
Fun is a wonderful thing…but it should not be at someone else’s expense Atlas.
Let’s get some pics of you and let the cyber world evaluate YOU…..hmmm, suddenly not so fun is it?
I love George ..I like the song..I have always had a crush on him :)P
i vote whollis is a massive btm with no sense of humour!
uhh ok, here. couple years old but im sure theres enough in this picture alone to rip me apart. go nuts.
terrible song
OMG, my eyes! that little picture proves there is a Lady Gag-Gag!!
Total bottom.
Love the song & I love George.