Meet Jacob! He’s the latest contestant in our Top or Bottom series, a running feature where we ask you to predict the sexual preference of hot, real men. Though you’ve had some luck in the past, you might have trouble with this one! Jacob’s got a cute butt and a thick bush, and he’s not really giving any hints with these shots.
At the very least, he won’t be as easy to guess as last week’s contestant Joe! Upon getting a glimpse of his hairy ass, over seventy percent of readers chose the versatile bottom or total bottom options. Here’s what he had to say: “I am a bottom, though I do have some top tendencies.” Hmm? We suppose we’ll call this a win for your side…
If you’re an exhibitionist type who’s interested in participating in the next round of Top or Bottom, send me an e-mail with a few pictures, your name or alias, the role you play in the bedroom and a brief note giving us permission to use your pics. We’d prefer that you show your face, but it’s not required to participate in the series. Nudity is both welcome and encouraged, and anonymity is perfectly acceptable. So what are you waiting for? Send us your pics, and show us what you’re working with!
– Dewitt
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he needs to shave
cute, but he could use a little manscaping
I think he looks great as he is…too many guys are bare skinned anymore. Some hair is nice looking!
Semi related note. Why do you enter the top or bottom contest if you’re not even going answer in one of the five categories? Nothing wrong with a bottom who occasionally has top tendencies, but that wasn’t the point of the top or bottom contest.
Theres nothing wrong with a little hair. he’s cute!
he’s the geek of my dreams. lol. he plays WoW (tshirt), is wearing Flash undies, needs a lil’ manscaping…. and i call it total bottom who wants to act like a top 🙂 u should give him my number lol
Nice lookin’ guy, but needs to trim that nasty bush!
…Excuse me, I have to go and plan my nuptials to this man after I trim him a bit.
I say verse/bottom(Please gods let this cutie be a bottom!)
There should be the option to respond I DONT CARE, that would have been my answer.
very hot dont shave
a bottom’s ass, totally!!! yayaya
not much to look at….
Total bottom… Penis too small to do anything good! Also who’d want to go down on that bush! yuk!
if he’s a top he best be a grow-er and not a show-er
If you like small, cozy, universities in rural desert climates and are willing to live in a town of 12,000 nice people with 1 old grouch and no mivie theaters, Xwhyterabbitx, step on down.
Definitely digging the WoW shirt, no matter what else!
he is a top use to date this guy
he is a top use to date this guy
he is a top use to date this guy
I think he is fucking gorgeous as is and it would be such a shame if he were anything other than 100% versatile.
He needs to shave BETTER.
It looks like he took an electric razor and took misshapen clumps off.
my profile name is good_jake90
my profile name is good_jake90
profile name good_jake90
he can call himself whatever he wants, but clearly a bottom-by-default
His bush kind of scares me… someone need to take a machete to that tangle =)
The last photo of his ass was taken at a Fairfield Inn by Marriott hotel. Lol. I would recognize that bed scarf anywhere. Lol