Top or Bottom: Zac Efron

Zac Efron is the straightest straight man who’s ever been straight. He poses for pictures with women and shows off his awesomely untrimmed treasure trail! He likes skateboarding! Shirtless. Also, this one time he wore flannel to a photo call! That is so heterosexual that we can’t even handle it.

Forget about all the rumors! Is society so close-minded that we can’t accept a straight man loves to act, sing, and dance? This is the same type of discrimination Zac’s character faced in the High School Musical series. Who says you can’t be interested in both basketball and choreographed musical numbers? The bold Troy Bolton has taught us that you can do both… at the same time.

We’re not really sure where we’re going with this, but the fact of the matter is this—Zac Efron’s hot as hell. If he were gay, which he is  most definitely not, do you think he’d prefer to Top or Bottom? Keep in mind, this is all very hypothetical. VERY HYPOTHETICAL! Zac Efron would never stick a penis in his mouth. He’s just that straight.

– Dewitt

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2,188 thoughts on “Top or Bottom: Zac Efron

  1. DAMN…that last pic of him in those jeans..total sexy!!!! Good genetics help and probably has a personal trainer..but nice too look at at!!!

  2. Agreed about the scruff.  Why do anything to distract from those eyes?  And here’s the deal–Zac seems like the kind of guy who might get his dick sucked or rail a hole.  That is, he’d think he’s a total top, until some put a finger up his butt.  Then he’d be beggin’ to be on all fours every night.

  3. I’m rarely into guys younger than me, but sweet jesus is this boy beautiful.  Those beach pictures….I can no longer function properly.

    That being said, I bottom most of the time but he’d just have to say the word and I’d pound his ass all night.

  4. It’s crazy how evenly split the votes are. He’s the poster boy for never topped.

    He is fucking hot though, especially in the last year.

  5. That stupid under-arm tattoo is just SCREAMING “I’m trying to look all tough and macho to over-compensate for being a raging butt-thumping bottom.” 

    Also, the scruff?  Looks like mine when I was 17 in highschool and didn’t know how to shave properly.  Granted, it’s MOVEMBER, but srsly Zac: IT LOOKS TERRIBLE.

  6. I would say he’d be a convinced versatile too. I honestly think this guy is gayer than gay can get, or at least bi.

    would’nt mind waking up next to that every morning!!

  7. i pick total bottom cause he’s a total asshole. Yes, he’s a good looking asshole, but still…

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