My dick got pretty confused when MEN.COM announced Jimmy Johnson as the next performer to get his ass virginity snatched away in their Top To Bottom series. The pros were pretty obvious! Jimmy is an attractive fellow, and he’s got the kind of meaty bubble butt that you long to see on the receiving end. It didn’t hurt, of course, that Colby Jansen would be the man popping his cherry.
The cons were a little less predictable. Jimmy is a gay-for-pay performer to the utmost extent. He rose to relevance through Broke Straight Boys—and while some close-minded individuals believe that no heterosexual man would ever fuck another man, even if there’s a substantial paycheck involved—he insists to this day that he doesn’t find any aspect of gay sex enjoyable.
But does that mean he’s going to deliver a mediocre Top To Bottom performance? History has proven the answer is “no”. Fellow gay-for-pay performer Paddy O’Brian delivered the best bottoming debut in the entire series, so much so that it ranked about Colby and Liam Magnuson‘s excellent efforts in a Manhunt Daily poll conducted in October 2013.
Without a doubt, the worst video in the series came from an actual gay man. Topher DiMaggio spent a whopping four minutes grouchily taking Lance Luciano up his butt. The clip made Rocco Reed and Tony Paradise, both self-proclaimed straight men, look as wildly dick-hungry as Armond Rizzo.
By now, you’re probably wishing I’d get to the damn point already. Where does Jimmy rank in the spectrum of Top To Bottom participants? This isn’t an easy question to answer, since it will depend on how much you enjoy the “straight boy getting fucked for the first time” fantasy. If you get off on that type of scenario, then you will really, really love this scene.
Once Jimmy reveals he wants to bottom for his fans, Colby chats with him about his previous experiences taking dick. There’s a very bro-to-bro dynamic about their exchange. Jimmy continues to be insistent that he won’t enjoy any anal penetration, while Colby repeatedly tells him that he might be surprised by how good it feels.
This doesn’t seem like it’ll be the case when Colby first begins to finger Jimmy. He keeps saying that he’s not getting any pleasure from it. Eventually, he agrees to lie to Colby and say it’s turning him on, then the more he gets his prostate massaged, the “holy shit” sensation takes over his body. He turns around to reveal that he’s getting a little hard.
What follows is one of the hotter visuals from the encounter. Colby sucks off Jimmy while continuing to finger his hole. We get a nice close-up of his round, lightly fuzzy cheeks getting probed, as a stream of moans and “fuck yeah” exclamations come over the speakers.
In an ideal world, some rimming would have come before or after this sequence, but Jimmy urges Colby to skip right to the fucking. Things start off very, very slow. The verbal exchange involves a lot of Jimmy asking Colby to go slower, all while Colby reminds us fine viewers at home how tightly Jimmy’s hole is hugging his dick.
The shots of Colby’s dick sliding in and out of Jimmy’s hole are a revelation. A bit of the magic fades when the camera captures Jimmy’s blank facial expression, but that same magic comes back when Colby offers up suggestions like, “You know, if I slap your ass, you’ll forget about your hole.”
And, well, the magic becomes a little more explosive as soon as Colby asks Jimmy if he’s ready for more. He picks up his pace, as beads of sweat form on his forehead. In response to this, Jimmy’s vocal reactions become less performative and take on a sense of urgency.
From there, it’s difficult for these two to keep up the momentum they’ve just established. They switch to two other positions—Jimmy on his back, then riding on top of Colby—and at that point, it feels like they’re just going through the motions out of some obligation to cover different bases. Jimmy is talented enough as an actor to sell that he’s kind of into it for the sake of his fans and the paycheck coming his way, but he’s not talented enough to deliver consistency in that regard.
That doesn’t necessarily make this a weak scene. While it’s nowhere near what Paddy accomplished, it’s miles and miles ahead of the sack of crap Topher foisted upon us. The standout moments are worthy of your load, and the bottom line (heh, bottom line) is that Jimmy really tried to make this something his fans would like to watch over and over again (so he’d never ever have to give up his hole again).
For those of you still bothering to read this, I’ll pose a series of questions that will indicate whether you should watch this scene. Do you like Jimmy Johnson or find him attractive? Do you like Jimmy Johnson’s butt? Do you enjoy seeing straight men experiment with gay sex? Are you someone who’s bi-curious or exclusively a top, yet the idea of bottoming for Colby Jansen gets you aroused?
If you answered “yes” to any of the above, go to MEN.COM, sign up and hit the play button ASAP.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: MEN.COM
Check out a clip of Jimmy getting his virgin ass fucked below:
Watch this full scene (and other bottoming debuts) now on MEN.COM.
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Good review! The preview looks boring and I’m pretty indifferent to Johnson, (though a big Jansen fan) but I get the sense the scene may have minor potential.
I will be completely upfront in saying that the trailer is downright terrible.
Moobs and FUPA. Gross.
What’s FUPA?
The less I know about their personal lives, the better. It’s all fantasy so why bother with reality?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FUPA
hxxp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FUPA
“Fatty Upper Pubic Area”
Wow. The amount of str8 worship in this article…
So you’re telling me you’d prefer not to know that Jansen is married to a post-op transsexual?
I agree! The tan lines are awful! I mean they are OK on regular people but porn “stars” should try to minimize them at the very least.
What does that have to do with you or me or the price of tea in China? If they’re happy, good for them. What he does off camera doesn’t matter for me to enjoy his performances.
Wow. The amount of trolling from one person on the same article…
OK thanks!
Couple of fat dudes fucking……..yawn.
Let’s be entirely honest here, I like both these performers, and Colby has become quite the convincing bottom when he bothers to. This eventually got tiresome. It played up the fantasy a bit too much. It may have been savable if it had been someone like Defendi or Jarek Wentworth doing it. That would have provoked a very real reaction, if only because their dicks are big enough to probably force that. Jimmy tried valiantly. But it just flopped.
They both need to hit the gym IMO and jImmy’s “bubble butt” is a joke and gross exaggeration, someone needs to show you people what a real phat ass and bubble butt looks like, and Jimmy is NOT it (Neither is Colby tbh) Personally this scene is like a 1/10 for me, both G4P, no enthusiasm, horrible bodies, no passion, just UGHHHH
I’m sorry, but Colby Jansen has got to stop. He’s like the old man in the clubs or bars, getting hammered at the bar all night begging someone ANYONE to take him home. It’s slightly pathetic…
You know what the saddest thing about this “discussion”? Is how much all these gay men hate themselves. This obsession with perfection is a false ideal which only leads to dissatisfaction of the self and ideals which can never be realized. Hope that works out for you all.
I agree. I personally find Jimmy Johnson very hot. His body is ‘my type’. It’s not 6 pack ripped muscles etc etc. but I’m so tired of that being thrown in our faces all the time. Sure, it’s hot, but it creates a false sense of what is ‘ideal’; for example, someone’s comment above that ‘they should hit the gym’. What the hell? I wouldn’t mind looking like Johnny. I haven’t watched the scene yet to judge but I’ve always wanted to see Jimmy bottom. I’m sure it lacks enthusiasm/passion because it’s G4P, but I had to chip my two cents in regarding what is considered an ideal body.
Well I’ve watched the film and it’s a huge disappointment. Don’t advertise Jimmy bottoming if he’s going to bitch about it all the way through, talking about how he doesn’t get ANY enjoyment out of scenes with men. Stop hiring the guy if he doesn’t like it. I hate to think he’s getting shit loads of money and just whinging about it all the time. It’s real mood killer for the market you’re advertising to.
I can see a straight identified man experimenting 1-3 times with gay sex but when you fucked dozens and dozens of men if not hundreds for years regardless if there is a check involved you are not straight. I think this gay for pay thing is mostly a marketing ploy (i know a performer who was told to identify as gay for pay and has been on sets where directors told him not to be too eager, etc) and Criss Strokes is the only gay for pay I genuinely believed the rest seem like self hating gay and bi (yes they exist) men that are using I’m just having gay sex for money excuse to indulge in activities.
Didn’t he bottom for broke straight boys though?
both hot loving it hehe
Only 1 fat dude.
No, but he was an excellent top when he did work for that studio.
The video is amazing… But i am dying to see Johnny Torque and/or James Huntsman bottom…
No he wasn’t an excellent top. He was terrible then and he’s terrible now.
I agree completely, which is a pity because I have wanted to see Jimmy Johnson get fucked for ages but it didn’t look like it from the preview.
Search Johnny’s name because there is a vid out there of him bottoming!
You’re right. I have watched this ‘scene’ several times (even slowing the action down as far as possible) and if Colby didn’t actually penetrate Jimmy’s arse.
I’m with you. Gay4Pay is a complete load of crap. Guys who fuck other guys or get fucked by them are just plain old fashioned gay.