Trailer Trash: Transformers: Dark Side Of The Moon

Does anyone else think Shia LaBeouf is hotsy? True, he’s sort of goofy and most of the gays I know would be like “eww, really?” But, they’re wrong! Cuz’ he’s cute! Plus – who knew he had a nice body?

He’s starring in the final installment of the Transformers saga, which is coming out in July. Fun fact – did you know they replaced Megan Fox? Yeah, the dumb slut thought it would ok to compare the director Michael Bay to Hitler in the press. So she’s brilliant. The new girl has the same lips as Megan’s but she’s blond. The Transformers people know their audience. That audience being horny tween boys, and one solitary gay present in case Shia’s shirt is blown off in a robot battle.

– J. Harvey

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58 thoughts on “Trailer Trash: Transformers: Dark Side Of The Moon

  1.  Same kind of hotness as Ryan Phillipe, but not as cute and not as ripped.

  2. I’m pretty sure the shirt-lift-with-latte pic is the most recent of the bunch, and if that’s the case, little Shia’s been moving some iron around the gym (pecs much?)

    He oozes a certain brand of masculinity, and I get the impression he’s a dirty boy too.  I’ll take it as is.

    -boiconstrictor
    http://boiconstrictor.blogspot.com/

  3. Be careful….there are rumors floating all over this city that this is Spilburg’s private stock and he shares with noone.  Like I said…just a rumor that has been around for about 2 years now.  That being said, he is a living doll and not “plastic pretty”….just yummie. 

  4.  I’ve had a total hard on for Shia since forever.  Seems to be maturing *quite* nicely.  I can see playing with him for the next decade or so 😉

  5. i’ve always had a soft (actually VERY hard) spot for Shia… he’s dork-sexy…

  6. Say what you will about Michael Bay and his movies, But the guy knows how to blow shit up.

  7. It’s actually just “Transformers: Dark of the Moon”, which is better, let’s not mix crap movies with some of the best music ever.

  8. eh, he’s not that great looking. Not to mention he’s an ass in real life. When he was over at the Inn of the Mt Gods in NM, he kept acting like an ass clown.

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