So I just spent the past half-hour refreshing True Blood fan sites to see if anyone had shared GIFs and/or screen-caps of Sheriff Andy Bellefleur naked. What the fuck is wrong with me? Alexander Skarsgård, Ryan Kwanten, and Sam Trammell showed skin on the Season 5 premiere, and all I can think about is Chris Bauer‘s moobs and the way he was sprawled out naked on that bed and… UGH!
Though it took longer than I would have liked, I eventually came across an extensive gallery of screen-caps from last night’s episode. Now, my naked True Blood “recap” is 100% complete, including the one man who most of the internet doesn’t care about seeing naked. Enjoy!
– Dewitt
Click through to see who got naked on last night’s episode:
Ryan Kwanten as Jason Stackhouse:
Chris Bauer as Sheriff Andy Bellefleur:
Sam Trammell as Sam Merlotte:
What’s better than those fuzzy pecs? DAT ASS!
Alexander Skarsgård as Eric Northman
It’s about time Sherriff Andy got shirtless, I’ve been waiting 5 seasons for that.
Hope it isn’t long to Stephen Moyer strips off again, I know most are obsessed with Alexander Skarsgard, Joe Manganiello and Ryan Kwanten, but give me Moyer and Sam Trammell anyday. Still waiting in vain for them revisit the Bill/Sam dream they so cruelly teased us with.
I’m patiently waiting for Jim Parack.
Are you kidding? Sam Trammell is my all-around fave!
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve watched the season premiere of True Blood 3 times last night. It was awesome! And yes, the nakedness gave me all kinds of hardons! But i just can’t get over how gay the reverent is!! lool I should have seen this coming! Jason is in it for a long ride…
..having just come from the “celebrity skin” post with two bare guys from madmen,
i can’t wait for TV to stop having nudity all the damn time
i realize a lot of people will call me a prude, but, seriously, can’t we put some fucking clothes on?
You’re a prude.
That’s kind of funny jDressler. My partner was complaining about the lack of nudity last night LOL. He remembers there being lots more skin. I told him that was to draw people in to watch, then they get hooked on the story. I think there was a lot more sex when it first came on and not just naked people.
I knew the preacher was going to be gay back when he was first introduced. He and Jessica will be BFFs once he calms down.
Andy may have moobs…but he’s got a hot ass to go with them!
Me too
Sheriff was hot
THANK GOD FOR CHRIS BAUER AND HIS THICK ASS
I would eat that man alive…especially in that tight ass sheriff costume….so wanted him and Jason to hug all last season :p
I actually thought for a minute that Jason was gonna go for it. That vampire shoulda kept him glamored and raped him. Love sam Merlot, just never got into him sexually. And I think alexander is Bi in real life, just an impression I get, and he seems really sweet
Yeah, because that’s what the show is definitely missing….gay vampire rape. SRSLY?
But joking aside, I’d totally fuck the hell out of Steve the gay preaching vampire. I’ve had a crush on his goofy face since he was on that terrible sitcom with that skank Amanda Bynes. Plus growing up southern baptist myself gave me quite a few fantasies about the straight laced guys at church like him. If only manhunt was around back then, lol.
Those shots where he’s buttoning or zipping his pants at the docks…HOT!
just read an interview with Ryan ( Jason Stackhouse ) and her just hinted that it’s be a miracle if he survives this season …. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!
i would devour sam trammell’s beefy bod and ass in a heartbeat.