Twink Tank: Caption These Twinks

There seems to be a general aversion towards over-the-top theatrics in gay porn. As you know, we love a good LOLWAB moment every now and then, especially when it involves cheesy facial expressions or a guy named “Beau Flexxx“. Or perhaps this photo set from Twinks.com‘s scene between Seth Jenkins, Jordan Ions and Patrick O’Riley?

A few of these shots are the epitome of “laughing out loud with a boner”. We’d like to call your attention to picture number six, in which three boys with perfectly functional dicks line up and stick sex toys up their butts. Then there’s the holy grail of gay porn hilarity, otherwise known as picture number nine.

Just for fun, we’ve numbered the images from this shoot, and we’re inviting you to provide your own captions. Leave a comment with your wittiest musings, and be sure to indicate which picture you’re referring to! Or you could just masturbate to the scene’s trailer.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Twinks

To check out Seth, Jordan and Patrick in action, follow the JUMP:

364 thoughts on “Twink Tank: Caption These Twinks

  1. The guy who joins in sure looks like he has never been fucked before. He makes faces like he is in pain and not having fun.

  2. in pic number 7 it doesn’t even look like hairy guy has a dick…just a nub. its as if he’s looking down at the middle guys ass going “umm…i could really use that toy right about now.”

  3. #6 On the count of three go. One, two, three, aaahhhhh!!!!!

    #9 Stick out your tongue and say cum!

  4. 2. Red, White, and Blue. Go USA!
    3. Hey, Mikey…he likes it!
    4. Dude, where’s my car?!?
    5. Double your pleasure, double your fun.
    6. For fast, fast, fast relief.
    7. Connecting people.
    8. Reach out and touch someone.
    9. Magically delicious.

  5. To sum up a caption for the entire series: Silly twinks, red is for “rectal” and blue is for “oral”…gotta teach ’em everything!

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