I mean. Wow. They’re just. Wow.

Before I started writing this, but after I watched this video, I fell down a wikipedia hole about testicle size and somehow have ended up on a site promising to get me “bigger testicles TONIGHT.” I have to buy this ebook to learn their secret methods:

but that seems like a solid investment. Not that I’m unhappy with balls in the slightest, but it turns out that chimpanzees have balls 3x the size of humans! And not even proportionally! Just literally, by volume, three times larger! But having enormous balls may also negatively correlate with intellect and brain size, like in these bats. So it’s kind of a toss up. Do I want “big natural testicles?” Well I do like all those words! But am I willing to lose a few IQ points to get ’em? Probably not.

All of this is just wind up, though, for UK Hot Jocks newcomer Josh Milk’s sack, because I am just floored. You might be too:

Now, he seems like a bit of a wee fellow, so it may be an optical illusion, but MAN ALIVE! Those were still some sweet nuts! Wow!

This shot, from behind? This is what convinced me it wasn’t just that cocksling thing he was strapped into:

Josh is just blessed, and we’re blessed that he wants to show those off. I’m so impressed. I’ve cropped all the promo shots down to JUST the important parts: