Let’s all thank the gay dude who is in power over at MTV. A recent episode of The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes once again had the male contestants wiggling into speedos, oiling up their bodies, and sliding on each other. You can almost forgive their decision to stop showing videos.
These guys MUST know they’re becoming scantily-clad sex dummies for titillation’s sake. Put on this grape-smuggler and slide down a greasy mountain? “Er, ok. I could possibly win some money. Why is the cameraman lazily fondling himself?”
Who cares? Look at the bodies! And those slippery, shiny asses! Why aren’t I taping this mess? Can you program a DVR through your iPhone? I don’t want to forget.
That Johnny is a sexy bastard!
– J. Harvey (via Superherofan.net)
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ct is the perfect closet case
HOT< More please.
Anybody cannot wear speedos. You have to have the right body and be in shape to wear speedos. The men in these pictures look good in their speedos.
Johnny Banana’s body is insane, and should only be seen in a speedo.
The sight of Johnny in a speedo just made me explode.
I used to say the same thing when I was younger. But in the end its about being practical — Speedo is designed for SWIMMING. Have you ever tried to swim with knee-length bermuda swimwear… It can be really hard. And dangerous out in the ocean.
Personally, I don’t care how I look to other people in my Speedo. It feels great! And the tan’s not bad either 🙂
Hot!
…and yes you can program your DVR through your iPhone… Carriers (such as DirecTV) offer smartphone apps to do just that so long as your receiver/dvr is connected to the internet (most can be). Check on your carrier’s website.
This is easily one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Also, there is something so awesomely hilarious about the combination of speedos and helmets (for safety!) that just tickles me in places.
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I, for one, think you look amazing in a speedo, Afrofunk.
Also, I encourage all readers to post sexy pictures of themselves WHENEVER THEY WANT.
Fuck the speedos!! Put em in jockstraps and we all will be wearing hard helmets!!
Forget Johnny, what about Mark? YUM! The only reason why I watch the MTV challenges is to put it on mute and wait for the shirtless scenes.
I only like episodes with water challenges.
Note to CT: climb on top of me and never get off.
I can’t wear speedos… i dont want to say why because it will make me look like a douche full of himself.
If the reason is that your dick is too big, please elaborate (and post pictures).
Ty is pretty hot too!
Trimming keeps your bush from falling out as much.
CT and mark are super-hot. I was glad Dunbar had to keep his shirt on though 🙂
Love Speedo clad man ass!!
When did Johnny get a nice body? He used to look gross.
All I can say is Fair is Fair. Those girls are always in bikini tops or sport bras. MTV must know who their demographic is. But for the life of me I don’t know why Teen Moms is on LOGO!