Let's role-play for a second. You receive an e-mail from a guy on MANHUNT, so you click on his screen name to check out his profile. Damn, he's got an amazing cock! And reading his description has you all hot and bothered. There's just one issue. He's already unlocked for you, and there's nothing but pictures of his cock.
Has anything like this ever happened to you? It's sure as hell happened to me! I can understand not wanting to show your face due to discretion, but I'd highly recommending showing off as much of your body as possible. With space to upload sixteen pictures, you can also show it off from a variety of angles. Why limit yourself to a few shots?
– Dewitt
Dewitt,
I
love
you,
but,
the,
reason,
you, probably
only get
cock pictures,
is because,
you’d fuck,
anything,
with an erect,
penis,
as your past pics,
and fantasies about obese
and homophobic, men
have shown,
lets be real here,
its not like you care
whether,
they
are fat,
thin,
or would shoot
or spit on you
for being gay,
still
love you,
though
just have to add,
one, gets,
what, one
puts out,
and
if one’s
profile,
only tends to say:
“cock, cock, and more glorious cock
(doesn’t matter if its attached to a homophobic body, obese body, ugly body), hell anybody as long as its cock”,
one shouldn’t be surprised,
when one gets
16,
pictures,
filled
with cock
alex, what’s with the excess of lines? and dewitt i completly agree. and then there’s the people that never update their pictures. too many people use the same one(s) for years, and don’t understand why they get rejected for not looking like the pic they provided
Alex I automatically reject anything you say because you use up so many lines. I find that infuriating. Why do it???
hope I’ve helped solve,
the mystery of,
why you get so,
many
cock,
pictures. The way, to resolve,
your cock-a-lot
dilemna, (just call me Dr Cockanot)
would be to edit,
your profile,
and say, no dick pics,
please,
before,
you, get,
to,
the “hot and bothered”,
stage,
and never reply to,
someone,
who,
sends,
you, a cock pic
first, since
chances are,
they are,
only,
interested,
in cock,
also,
try not, on your side,
to register the cock
first,
focus,
on other aspects,
of his body, and
don’t let the cock be the deciding factor,
as you decide,
whether or not to click
reply,
also on another note,
guys tend to amplify digitally or ride on
their best
feature,
so if its their cock,
chances are you’ll get lots
of that feature back,
and chances are,
they will only have,
one, thing,
on the brain,
which isn’t a bad thing necessarily,
I think in normal circumstances I’d recommend a cock diet,
for you,
but you,
are adorable and provide,
great amusement and enjoyment 😉 for me,
being as cocky,
(for lack of a better word)
as you are
I’m going to forgo, this
suggestion, in this case,
but for anybody else with
this cock-a-lot dilemna,
please follow the good doctor’s advice
My phone,
has, an,
extremely,
small,
screen, and I can’t
see the lines,
if I put too many,
words, on one line,
I think I might,
have downloaded,
the wrong,
Opera browser, for my
make of
phone
Then please refrain from posting from your phone or scroll to the right when you write text or something!
Dewitt I agree. Guys wonder why having only cockshots of the same style get them rejected.
solution: get an iphone 😛
(or ask someone at your phone company’s whatever help line for help on that situation)
tons of cock pics are mostly really unnecessary, you need more than a few since it never really changes its look as you age much atall (unless you stretch it out… in such a case it will look much nicer the older you are cause you’ve been stretching it for longer… so update pics, don’t just flood with more 🙂 )
so yeah, the only thing a few dozen cock pics and exclusively only cock pics is for is to attempt to sell on xtube… but i don’t suppose many would buy it… 😛
like, if you want to top… you can tell taht in your profile, not your pics… 🙂
Ummm… As far as I’m concerned there is no excuse not to post a face pic. At least post one in your locked pictures…
If you’re in a position where you shouldn’t have a manhunt profile you probably shouldn’t be fucking a bunch of strangers either…
this is how you know you’re a complete whore sex addict. if you’re using your phone to check out manhunt or manhunt daily. get a life!
I agree completely. A variety of pics, including face, is necessary. Not only does it cut down on awkwardness later, but it helps weed out the flakes and fakes. If there’s not at least one decent face pic, you’re just wasting our time.
GetALife: manhunt daily is such a whorey site.
ok, shut up it IS but THAT’S ENTIRELY BESIDE THE POINT! >.>
that a great idea to do one pic with a face, upper body, lower body, and penis pic, i personally don’t like to look at profile that just have a penis pic i dont get
*Plus an interesting fact the penis shrinks with age
Jesus H Christ … Post it all and be done with it … I don’t want any surprises showing up at my door … or should I say let downs … Surprises are welcome.